David Cook to Mustard: "...you make me vom."
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Warrington, PA
Wednesday, November 19, 2008 - 10:50
David Cook to Mustard: "...you make me vom."
Just posted a blog about my time at ye ole Hard Rock Cafe last night (in which I won passes to from Z100 because the FATES wanted me to go despite my best efforts to be a productive working member of society) in my profile: http://www.davidcookofficial.com/blog/hard-rock-cafe-november-18-2008
But the real scoop is:
(a) I got a SOLID DEFINITIVE answer on the Great Mustard Debacle
(b) David Cook talks like a valley girl
I asked Mustard to release a statement but he was not available for comment because he was crying. He later maintains that he was NOT in fact crying but cutting onions because he was making a lasagna (for one).
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He later maintains that he was NOT in fact crying but cutting onions because he was making a lasagna (for one).
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And of course I get hung up on the FoTC reference. LMAO
Pinoy fans represent!
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My daughter is a lefty and her handwriting is absolutely gorgeous!
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okay this is totally random...but he's got some nice handwriting! Most people that I know that are left handed have freaking horrible handwriting...guess I gotta change my mind...
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klaireabell1113 what we mean by Valley Girl is that he shortened his word that is already very short...making it one syliable, I also find it funny that he put a period after it like it was an abbreviation. I cannot stop giggling about VOM....priceless!
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And what do you mean by talks like a valley girl........Its intresting he only has a slight midwest accent I live in Illinois / on the border of Missouri so I know a lot of people with that kind of accent ..... I wonder if he ever called it Missoura (thats what a lot of people around here call it) instead of Missouri.... now i have questions hmmmm
When I heard he didn't like mustard my first thought was "Oh NO please tell me he likes peanut butter though." I was so happy when he said the only thing he needed was a guitar, a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter on the tour.. That would have surely been TMTH.
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I love you mustard! You're always in my fridge! LOL!
Great story, thanks for sharing.
Kelli
OK, this is random, but I love that he used the right form of "you're" most boys are dumb and would have written "your"
Davey... so smart
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That's great! SO hilarious!
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Haha that's funny!!!
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ROFL!!! I love it when he answered the mustard itself. He's so freakingly funny, he always makes us laugh with his goofballness that makes me love him even more *sigh*
Gosh!!! why do I'm deeply in love with him??? I can't help myself....
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I love it when the original word nerd man himself talks like a Valley Girl! Very kewl beans! hehehe
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Lol I loved how since you wrote like the mustard was talking he wrote in response lol he is so funny all the time .... how is that possible there must be a story behind the hatred of mustard one of these days we will figure it out lolol i think we as fans are digging into him way too mcuh but its ok lol
I am bumping this because it is the funniest thing! He answered the mustard bottle like is was a person! Freakin hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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This is such a great and hilarious story and such a memorable interaction with him. Kudos for your creativeness, it definitley pays off. And it would have been worth it to wait in line all night because I did and it was. Cherish that sign forever.
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Your Mustard AND your robots inspired me.
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It's okay, Mustard. You are still the condiment of choice for giant soft pretzels, and Ketchup and Mayo will never touch that.
Srsly, too funny. Also the robot cover is totally awesome.
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LOL!
David may not LIKE mustard, but he sure does cut the mustard.
I think the bottom line is that we just are going to SOMEHOW have to accept that DAVID COOK is a FLAWED human being. EVERYONE BREATHE. Breathe with me. It's going to be a-ok.
I still cannot conclude whether it is an aversion to strong tastes, yellow foods, or he just hates little bottles with googly eyes.
And I like french fries with Snack Mayo. How very European of me!
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"god, that's a sweet ass..."
Bumping the mustard because Ketchup on Hot Dogs makes me Vom.
I dislike most mustards as well, but that mild creamy mustard is pretty good. Y'all should try it sometime. Give the mild creamy mustard another chance. It's tasty!
LOL.....HILARIOUS!!!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
Too bad I like mustard! **tries to make herself hate mustard because David does***
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*lmao*
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I'm NOT ok with it.
lol
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"You make me vom." That is too cute!!! The sign is adorable as well.
It pains me to disagree with David on this issue, but you know what they say about opposites... Lol. Well, I was once a mustard hater too, so I can't judge him for his decision hehe.
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Infatuated, bordering on obsessed. <3
That's great.
Mustard is sick anyway. I'm with David on this one all the way.
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That is hysterical!! We finally know! LOL
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LMAO, pun fully intended.
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LMAO, this is hilarious. I can't stop laughing. Well done on the sign and getting an answer!!
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Emma - WordNerd #3060
that is the cutest thing i ever seen (well actually daivd is but anyways)
that is so great that he signed that and his answer was just perfect!!
Hahaha. I love his answer!! Too funny that man. I totally agree with him.
hahahaha oh boy thats soo great!
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my dad hates ketchup with a passion... and he only uses that spicy mustard stuff on his hotdogs and hamburgers. I don't mind mustard... I use it on my hotdogs. My dad puts a lot of salt on his french fries instead of using ketchup, because it makes him vom.
What an awesome thread! LOVE IT!
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WHAT thread is THAT???? Have not heard that one yet..... anyone?"
That was in an article here: http://www.mensfitness.com/exclusives/246
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"god, that's a sweet ass..."
"Working out to Chariots of Fire"
WHAT thread is THAT???? Have not heard that one yet..... anyone?
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To: Cyn
Thanks for the info re Missouri speak. I also had noticed David drops the h on words. For some reason, I always notice it. I thought it might take a little more breath to mouth the "h". You breathe out as you're pronouncing it. and he always has these long notes. For some reason, I'm fascinated by everything about David, even these small things. BTW. Ketchup on hot dogs is good.
haha. i love it! this is seriously the funniest thread on here!!!! love it! (and ur WB vid! lmao) i'd love to hear that mustard story too.... ya know we love weird wacky... cant think of the word... "Heroes" is taking over my mind right now... but u get the picture!
*I* myself am not a fan of mustard..... bad pretzels and mustard experience.... but i think someone (kristen) said somethin about he probably one of those midwesterners who puts bbq on everything and I am a proud midwesterner and DO put bbq sause on a lot of things...... not hot dogs though... cant have Portillo's w/ bbq. lol
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HAHAHA! That is priceless.....You make me vom....Poor mustard, I wouldn't wanna be him right now!
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