O.K. O.K. We get the point. Now show some mercy and throw that annoying thing off the bus!!! LoL. No. Really. Hey.. I saw STAGE CHICKEN on the stage at the Sacramento State Fair. I didn't see it until I was watching the video at home. Is he part of the band now or what? Is HE Anthemic too? LOL.
A Ficus Flows Between Us was great! As always, it was absolutely hilarious. My favourite question that was asked was "How does it feel to know you'll never be as good as a turkey?" Then the chicken flips out and David says "Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, but you're not as good as a turkey." I swear, I almost died laughing. Can't wait to see what you come up with next =]
The interview with the stage chicken was hilarious! I love David's facial expressions, but I have to say that the out-takes were funnier though. You can't see how hard it is for him to not laugh until you see and his brother going back and forth. Haha, I love him! Keep on doing the pork beans! I love it!
IT was funny that he didn't really seem to describe the movies correctly, the grape part is funny because I love that episode of pork and beans!!! Nobody looks sexier then David tryin to fit 32 grapes in their mouth! I love you guys keep the laughs comin!
Love, Zhitem B
Spokane WA
Oh this new one is rellay great. I laughed so loud while watching it. It's just too funny. But the best are the outtakes and how David tries not to laugh! =))
Okay, I found the chicken. Guess it crossed the road and I lost it for awhile. But it was right down there all the time.......could have taken me decades or even years to find it.
Did the chicken demand a union salary or something??? Were there too many negative comments?? Why did the chicken cross the road?? Am I missing something?? I LOVED the chicken interview.
OMG! I loves these! They are so funny! Very talented, all of you! Keep them going! HAHA!
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"Dont let failure go to your heart, and dont let success go to you head."
Loved the disclaimer at the end of the new Pork Beans episode. I also loved the random grape flying across the room, and Joey's not-so-great but highly entertaining critiquing. I'll miss him, and wish him the best in whatever he chooses to do next. As always, Pork Beans was hilarious. Can't wait to see more!!
Gosh, Joey Clement always makes me laugh! I'm sad now that we can't see him and David do Pork Beans anymore! I love how Joey gives the WORST critiques on these movies ever! "Swimmin' along, swimmin' alone free....Willy" Haha! I <3 Cookie's entire band!!!
What Will Happen To Pork Beans Now that Joey Is Gone? :'( Will Kyle Attempt To Review Movies As Badly As Joey? Will Neal Try To Catch Grapes In His Mouth? Will Andy Be Terry? And Will David Try To Make The Credits? Oh Dear. Pork Beans Will Not Be The Same Without Joey.
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What's Great Is When I Talk About David I Don't Have To Say David Cook. Everyone Already Knows I Mean David Cook.
I've been waiting wayyyy too long for this to finally be posted and it was deffinitely worth the wait...but then again anything that enables you to hear David's voice it worth the wait lol......Joey you're hysterical...i have never actually seen any of those movies but im sure you gave us the most accurate plot summaries possible *sarcasm* Can't wait to see you guys tomorrow morning on GMA!! I know you'll be amazing...well you better be...you're making me get up at like 3:30 in the morning to get there lol.....totally worth it though
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many others noticed that Joey was describing SPEED ONE not TWO>>>LMAO
Funny stuff I wonder where 4 & 5 are???????????
You guys have the same humor I do I thought this was hysterical ...sorry to those of you that didnt get it or thought it was boring.
Seriously the next time you guys are in Cincy (or Covington..lol) call me we will party ..Oh and bring those fire cracker setting off duck taping trouble makers GRO...lmao
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Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.
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Sorry guys .. I love you so much but this was So BOring!!! totally lame I didn´t get it at all. >The first two Pork beans were nice but this one JOey............... zzzzzz
the summer between 8th and 9th grade i had to go to summer school for both math and science (oh boy!) and they were both misserabel (if it wasnt for the ac i whould have jumped head first out the window) but for science we had to watch BOTH Volcano (starring Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heiche) and Dante's Peek, then we had to write a five paragraph essay compareing the two movies.........what a waste of a f***ing summer, the only good thing about that class was we finshed our lesson plan early and we just watched Bill Nye The Science Guy tapes for two hours......how i passed that course is a mystery to me....as is how i managed to get my high school diploma...the end.....
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Am I the only one who thought that was dumb?? They can do so much better.. Seriously.. I totally didnt get that... K dont be mad only and opinion. To quote Simon Cowell!
Oh boy! You guys are one of a kind, aha. And no one can beat David at grape catching. Someone needs to crown him "Best Grape Catcher"!
And Joey does come out from behind the camera! You might just happen to be my favorite movie critic ever!
David's wheezing laugh (which has to be the greatest laugh I've ever heard!) and Neil's chuckle just top this video off. Never delete these videos, ever! (:
(Oh, and the Irish music - way to make my day! Ireland FTW!)
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Wow I think David and Joey have gone crazy!!! And I love it!!!! You two should come hang out with me sometime, We'd laugh so hard our face would hurt!!! LOVE YOU GUYS I just seen you in INDY (I was the one who yelled "YOU ARE SEXY!!") and now I will see you again in Columbus, OH> so be sure to say hi to the AMBER THE INDY GIRL LOL god bless you all and by the way my friend is into your drummer, and david i love you more than ANYTHING!!!!
AMBER
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"Watch out for pseudo wizards lurking behind every lollipop bush and gingerbread tree"
pretty darn funny, everytime I go see a movie I will be thinking I wonder what joey would say, and then in the begining with neal laughing the whole time, seating on the couch with headphones classic and then joey tries to catch the grape and fails, it was so funny! and is it me, or did anyone else see a little blip of Terry?
can't wait for more to come
Loved your movie commentary Joey! That was epically funny. And I hear David in the background back there. XD
And LOL at Free Willy, No, I think Joey was just saying it was "thriller". Total play on words. The song from Free Willy by MJ was "Will You Be There". Don't ask me how I know it, I just do.
Anyway, great video guys. Though I'm wondering like other people where videos 4 and 5 went. Probably AWOL. =) I look forward to seeing more Pork Beans from you guys. Take care!
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What's with the micro-second subliminal flashes of "other images?" LOL I saw Terry... and am working now to thoroughly dissect the video... What are they trying to tell us...???
Speaking of movies, inspired use of the music from 'Last of the Mohicans'. Some of the best movie music ever, and provided the perfect amount of gravitas for Joey's musings. Just like a critic, don't worry about getting the details right, just tell us what you think!
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In support of Lindsey Rose - "Do Whatcha Gotta Do!"
Hey Joey,
If Roger Ebert was looking for a celebrity guest host for his show........I'm sure he would be giving you a call! LOL! Episode 6? What happened to episodes 4 & 5? I guess we will be seeing those in about 10 years on some lost episodes show! Love the Pork Beans guys..........Keep em' coming.
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"You made me fall forever, with no end in sight"
Comments for this Page
A Ficus Flows Between Us
Oh my god I DIED. A ficus flows between us is brilliant.
You're amazing.
HAHA!!!
Oh God, A Ficus Flows Between Us is HILARIOUS!!!!! Scholars have been wondering for decades, maybe even years!!!! EVEN MONTHS!!!! --
~COOK-E~
Throw That Chicken off the Bus!!!!
O.K. O.K. We get the point. Now show some mercy and throw that annoying thing off the bus!!! LoL. No. Really. Hey.. I saw STAGE CHICKEN on the stage at the Sacramento State Fair. I didn't see it until I was watching the video at home. Is he part of the band now or what? Is HE Anthemic too? LOL.
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Whiterose--Lefty's Rule!!
Lol
I Love this video it's like hella funny!! Make more videos david, you can be a video MASTER!!!!!
I LOVE YOU DAVID!!!!!!
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Love it!!
A Ficus Flows Between Us was great! As always, it was absolutely hilarious. My favourite question that was asked was "How does it feel to know you'll never be as good as a turkey?" Then the chicken flips out and David says "Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, but you're not as good as a turkey." I swear, I almost died laughing. Can't wait to see what you come up with next =]
David and the Chicken...
The interview with the stage chicken was hilarious! I love David's facial expressions, but I have to say that the out-takes were funnier though. You can't see how hard it is for him to not laugh until you see and his brother going back and forth. Haha, I love him! Keep on doing the pork beans! I love it!
*+* Hannah *+*
Grapes!!!!! <3
IT was funny that he didn't really seem to describe the movies correctly, the grape part is funny because I love that episode of pork and beans!!! Nobody looks sexier then David tryin to fit 32 grapes in their mouth! I love you guys keep the laughs comin!
Love, Zhitem B
Spokane WA
=)
Oh this new one is rellay great. I laughed so loud while watching it. It's just too funny. But the best are the outtakes and how David tries not to laugh! =))
My BAD
Okay, I found the chicken. Guess it crossed the road and I lost it for awhile. But it was right down there all the time.......could have taken me decades or even years to find it.
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cookin'
WHERE'S THE CHICKEN AND THE FICUS????
Did the chicken demand a union salary or something??? Were there too many negative comments?? Why did the chicken cross the road?? Am I missing something?? I LOVED the chicken interview.
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cookin'
Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You guys are so Twisted...Lovin it. Terry sure is a STUD!!! *drools* Does he have a Fanclub yet? LMAO
Thanks for the laugh, Keep on Keeping it on!!!!
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Have you seen the world's been falling down . I know you've got the time to care!... lyrics from Kalan Porter's song Run Run Run.
HAHA!
OMG! I loves these! They are so funny! Very talented, all of you! Keep them going! HAHA!
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"Dont let failure go to your heart, and dont let success go to you head."
Disclaimer
Loved the disclaimer at the end of the new Pork Beans episode. I also loved the random grape flying across the room, and Joey's not-so-great but highly entertaining critiquing. I'll miss him, and wish him the best in whatever he chooses to do next. As always, Pork Beans was hilarious. Can't wait to see more!!
I Felt My IQ Drop
That's okay, I'm pretty smart so I can afford it!
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Squirrellygirl
I'll miss Joey!
Gosh, Joey Clement always makes me laugh! I'm sad now that we can't see him and David do Pork Beans anymore!
I love how Joey gives the WORST critiques on these movies ever! "Swimmin' along, swimmin' alone free....Willy" Haha! I <3 Cookie's entire band!!!
*+* Hannah *+*
Oh Dear...
What Will Happen To Pork Beans Now that Joey Is Gone? :'( Will Kyle Attempt To Review Movies As Badly As Joey? Will Neal Try To Catch Grapes In His Mouth? Will Andy Be Terry? And Will David Try To Make The Credits? Oh Dear. Pork Beans Will Not Be The Same Without Joey.
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What's Great Is When I Talk About David I Don't Have To Say David Cook. Everyone Already Knows I Mean David Cook.
LOVED IT!!!
I've been waiting wayyyy too long for this to finally be posted and it was deffinitely worth the wait...but then again anything that enables you to hear David's voice it worth the wait lol......Joey you're hysterical...i have never actually seen any of those movies but im sure you gave us the most accurate plot summaries possible *sarcasm* Can't wait to see you guys tomorrow morning on GMA!! I know you'll be amazing...well you better be...you're making me get up at like 3:30 in the morning to get there lol.....totally worth it though
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xoxo
Lynn =P
What happened to Episodes 4 and 5??
I think someone needs to revisit kindergarten counting. Last I checked, 6 doesn't come after 3 fellahs! hahaha
AAARRRGGHHH
it's Chester A. Arthur !! I'm just sayin' ...
YAY!
rofl loved the random grape that was thrown! btw, awesome episode!! rofl!! xD
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HOW ABOUT PORK BEANS EATING CONTEST!!!!!!!!!
weheheheheh!!!!!!!!
Let David be one of the CONTESTANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!
[''s my DECLARATION!!!!!!!!!!]
: )
Joey, you're hilarious!
Joey.... : (
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~Mo
I have OCD- Obsessive Cookie Disorder
uhhh..........(fastlane to reach last call of flight.......)
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO PORK BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICE CRITICISM.....
ME AND SHARMINE REYES WILL HAVE NOSEBLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weheheheheheheh@!!!!!!
(anyway, nice critic on the SPEED 2 nd the "4giv my promise that.......")
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That was so Hilarious! Joey you make an Excellent Critic!
LMFAO!
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HAHA SPEED 2....
How many others noticed that Joey was describing SPEED ONE not TWO>>>LMAO
Funny stuff I wonder where 4 & 5 are???????????
You guys have the same humor I do I thought this was hysterical ...sorry to those of you that didnt get it or thought it was boring.
Seriously the next time you guys are in Cincy (or Covington..lol) call me we will party ..Oh and bring those fire cracker setting off duck taping trouble makers GRO...lmao
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Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.
~T
my brother is now a fan!
i have just turned my brother to a pork beans fan! LOL!
Pinoy fans represent!
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you make me fall forever with no end in sight.
what???
Sorry guys .. I love you so much but this was So BOring!!! totally lame I didn´t get it at all. >The first two Pork beans were nice but this one JOey............... zzzzzz
This really takes me back to summer school
the summer between 8th and 9th grade i had to go to summer school for both math and science (oh boy!) and they were both misserabel (if it wasnt for the ac i whould have jumped head first out the window) but for science we had to watch BOTH Volcano (starring Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heiche) and Dante's Peek, then we had to write a five paragraph essay compareing the two movies.........what a waste of a f***ing summer, the only good thing about that class was we finshed our lesson plan early and we just watched Bill Nye The Science Guy tapes for two hours......how i passed that course is a mystery to me....as is how i managed to get my high school diploma...the end.....
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OSCAR AWARD WINNING
Definitely for up for next year OSCARs
Best Sound Editing - for the guy who farted in the end
Best Costume Design - for Terry''s Sytlist
Best Supporting Actor - for Neil for not cracking a smile as Joey deliver his reviews
Best Actor - for Terry, you got me fooled halfway so I really know who YOU are
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MABUHAY and eat BALUT!!
:-)BECKIE
K that was dumb..
Am I the only one who thought that was dumb?? They can do so much better.. Seriously.. I totally didnt get that... K dont be mad only and opinion. To quote Simon Cowell!
You guys are a piece of work! (P.S - I love your wheezy laugh, David. :P)
Oh boy! You guys are one of a kind, aha. And no one can beat David at grape catching. Someone needs to crown him "Best Grape Catcher"!
And Joey does come out from behind the camera!
You might just happen to be my favorite movie critic ever!
David's wheezing laugh (which has to be the greatest laugh I've ever heard!) and Neil's chuckle just top this video off. Never delete these videos, ever! (:
(Oh, and the Irish music - way to make my day!
Ireland FTW!)
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David is my BFF
Wow I think David and Joey have gone crazy!!! And I love it!!!! You two should come hang out with me sometime, We'd laugh so hard our face would hurt!!! LOVE YOU GUYS I just seen you in INDY (I was the one who yelled "YOU ARE SEXY!!") and now I will see you again in Columbus, OH> so be sure to say hi to the AMBER THE INDY GIRL LOL god bless you all and by the way my friend is into your drummer, and david i love you more than ANYTHING!!!!
AMBER
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"Watch out for pseudo wizards lurking behind every lollipop bush and gingerbread tree"
job well done
pretty darn funny, everytime I go see a movie I will be thinking I wonder what joey would say, and then in the begining with neal laughing the whole time, seating on the couch with headphones classic and then joey tries to catch the grape and fails, it was so funny! and is it me, or did anyone else see a little blip of Terry?
can't wait for more to come
ROFL!
Loved your movie commentary Joey! That was epically funny. And I hear David in the background back there. XD
And LOL at Free Willy, No, I think Joey was just saying it was "thriller". Total play on words. The song from Free Willy by MJ was "Will You Be There". Don't ask me how I know it, I just do.
Anyway, great video guys. Though I'm wondering like other people where videos 4 and 5 went. Probably AWOL. =) I look forward to seeing more Pork Beans from you guys. Take care!
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way to go!!
One just has to agree with Joey. Those movies are legends!!
Hey Joey!
Can you review Conair next?
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Donkey Punch
The subliminal message
What's with the micro-second subliminal flashes of "other images?" LOL I saw Terry... and am working now to thoroughly dissect the video... What are they trying to tell us...???
Awesome Music!
Speaking of movies, inspired use of the music from 'Last of the Mohicans'. Some of the best movie music ever, and provided the perfect amount of gravitas for Joey's musings. Just like a critic, don't worry about getting the details right, just tell us what you think!
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In support of Lindsey Rose - "Do Whatcha Gotta Do!"
What a review!
Hey Joey,
If Roger Ebert was looking for a celebrity guest host for his show........I'm sure he would be giving you a call! LOL! Episode 6? What happened to episodes 4 & 5? I guess we will be seeing those in about 10 years on some lost episodes show! Love the Pork Beans guys..........Keep em' coming.
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"You made me fall forever, with no end in sight"