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  • Loved it

    on My Great Canadian Daventure
    Thu, 11/19/2009 - 18:00 — closeyoureyes

    So happy for you! We foreigners are having some amazing Dave-ventures, eh?

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    Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)
    Everything Thread | Acoustic Dave Playlist

  • And the winner is ..... the one, the only GATORGIRL

    on Slee-cap 2.0: The Vegas Revue.
    Thu, 11/19/2009 - 01:47 — closeyoureyes

    Dave was wearing a bicycle shorts version of the lime green matador pants.

    Smiling I think that is possibly the only thing that could top tonight's show for me.

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    Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)
    Everything Thread | Acoustic Dave Playlist

  • Have I told you lately that I love you?

    on Slee-cap, transcribed especially for Janus & bobs.mom:
    Tue, 11/17/2009 - 18:56 — closeyoureyes

    Gatorgirl, please keep on dreaming (and posting slee-caps). This was Dave-like in its ability to entertain and amuse me, and exceeding any expectations I could possibly have had.

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    Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)
    Everything Thread | Acoustic Dave Playlist

  • How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria

    on Sound of Music Parodies by DWoP
    Fri, 10/30/2009 - 17:17 — closeyoureyes

    Friday, October 30, 2009 - 10:15
    MsCRC:
    I had to get on the Sound of Music fun. Love all the parodies. A small disclaimer. I don't really care about David's hair. It really does not bother me at all. He always looks great to me no matter what he wears or does with his hair. I'm always the last one to notice anything about outfits, boots, jewelry, but I'm all about having some fun.

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    How do you solve the problem like Dave's hair?
    How do you tame the angst that it's become
    How do you find a word to describe the hair?
    A locktopus, Under beanie, Really hot!

  • Climb Every Mountain

    on Sound of Music Parodies by DWoP
    Fri, 10/30/2009 - 17:13 — closeyoureyes

    Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 22:35
    archucookie:
    Bobs.mom You're killing me. Anthemic Music is your best yet!!!
    Before catchup, I couldn't resist one more.

    Imagine Neal in a nun suit. What? It's almost Halloween.
    He/she turns to the window and sings...

    Climb every barstool
    Get high when low
    Jack at every party
    Vodka when alone

    Booze, beer, and metal
    Gore and bloody scenes
    Sing and tat the rainbow
    Til I make Dave scream

    A drink’s what I need
    If you have it to give
    Every day I stock beer
    On the bus where I live

    Fall off my barstool
    Piss a gnarly stream

  • The Sound of Music

    on Sound of Music Parodies by DWoP
    Fri, 10/30/2009 - 17:04 — closeyoureyes

    Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 20:12
    bobs.mom:
    Okay. Just one more and I'll stop. This one is for you Swanny since you are contemplative:

    The bar is alive with The Anthemic music
    With songs they have sung, some for many years
    The band fills my heart with the sound of music
    My heart wants to sing every whoa-whoa it hears

    My heart wants to beat like Kyle's drums as the sticks
    that rise from the cymbals to the snare
    My heart wants to sigh as Neal’s fingers fly
    with such mastery and flare
    To laugh like Dave when he trips and falls over
    over cords in the way