The Compleat Totally Accurate Fan Reports: Archive

The nation's most cherished repository of fake David Cook historiography and fannish satire. Based on hard-hitting journalism and an embarrassing familiarity with trivia and absurdity related to an Actually Great Band.

A Band By Any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet - A Nomenclature Fan Report (Aug 2009) (a postcript)

Fanpocalypse Now(ish) - A Belated FINAL Fan Report (Written March 09, pub Aug 09)

Swagga Like Us, or, Happiness Is a Warm Grenade Launcher - A Collegiate Tour Fan Report (Feb 2009)

Tour Trek: The Wrath of Fahn - A Tour Angst Fan Report (Feb 2009)

Bite Me - a Dogged Dave Cook Fan Report (Jan 2009)

Vacation, All I Ever Wanted - An Evidence-Free Hiatus Fan Report (Dec 2008)

It's a Wonderful Life on the Moon - a Holiday Special Fan Report (Dec 2008)

Teachable Moment - Tiemann Cook Instructional Series 1 (Dec 2008)


Zero Hour - An Album Drop Fan Report of Totally Accurate Truth (Nov 17, 2008)

Video Killed the Radio Star - The Light On Video Fan ReShoot (Nov 2008)

Live From New York - A Post SNL Fan Report (Nov 2 2008)

V.I.P.E.R.S - A Dave Cook Band Secret Adventure (Oct 2008)

Light On: The Remix - A Birth of DCO Fan Report (Oct 2008)

BANDTASTIC!!- A Band Formation Fan Report of Totally Accurate Truth(Oct 2008)

Episode Two and Three Quarters - An Early Days Fan Report of Totally Accurate Truth (Oct 14 2008)

We'll Always Have Vegas - A Fan Anxieties Fan Report (Oct 2008)

Single-Minded: Return of the Kaydeecee - A S*** Hits the Fan Report (Oct 2008)

Week One: The Totally Accurate Fan Report (Oct 2008)

Prequel

Temple of the Well-Cooked Dog Garden (Sept 2008)