THIS IS A CALLOUT to DC and the EEB... How about adding a new stop to your tour on the East Coast just for me?

No need to bring your instruments. I just need a couple hours of your time.

You see, I am living in fear of my husband and kids disowning me and the Board of Health dropping by to inspect my home! My once organized home has become a place of chaos and disorder. It is DC Madness! There are dishes in the sink, dust bunnies on the floor and mounds of wash heaping from every hamper!

To make matters worse, my family has even begun to shop from baskets of clean clothes that have been washed and folded, but never put back in their rightful drawers, to get dressed in the morning! My husband is a sport, but I can tell it is getting to him. Last week he actually asked me "If I could spare some time away from DCO to get a couple of dress shirts ready for him for work."

It's looking real bad, David.

What is a girl to do? I cannot be asked to manage all the tasks in my daily life, and still have adequate time to peruse all your gorgeous photos, listen to all those crazy cellcast and review the videos of your every performance on tour.

You either need to stop turning out all this amazing footage, or get over here to give me a hand, because I've got it bad, so bad, so bad!