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Wednesday, May 6, 2009 - 17:51

@magicrainbow: tasting every moment, living it out loud, growling.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009 - 18:28

@magicrainbow: Got a new flamethrower. f*** yeah. [Roar of flames]

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 01:31

@MagicRainbow: 50 weeks as a charting song. [Cavort, cavort, cavort.]

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 08:22

@MagicRainbow: My AI is dropping! Maybe I should shoot something with my bazooka.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 09:13

@MagicRainbow: "Never" is a long time, Dave.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 10:33

@MagicRainbow: Packing for the Phillipines. Better be on the setlist, NFT. Snarl.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 11:56

@MagicRainbow: just took away BBS's keys. Again.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 12:31

@magicrainbow: Thwip. Thwip. Doing shooting star target practice. Thwip.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 14:10

@magicrainbow: Dublin and I growled at each other today. Good times.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 14:38

@magicrainbow: Found the lurkerdome. Undisclosed location, my ass.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 15:09

@magicrainbow: Dreamed someone else won AI7 and DC wasn't my singer. Woke up in a cold sweat. Had some tequila. Felt better.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 16:37

@magicrainbow: LOCOs thought that a metal detector could keep me out of the lurkerdome. [roar of flames]. Now they need a new metal detector.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 16:50

@magicrainbow: [metallic clang]. Sharpening my weapons. Always good to be prepared.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 17:05

@magicrainbow: The Amazing Race showed a clip of a neon rainbow twice during the Beijing legs, both with clips of Olympics images. Clearly a reference to me.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 17:30

@magicrainbow: why does ninjawear only come in black? It vexes me so. I am terribly vexed. Growl.

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Friday, May 8, 2009 - 08:40

@MagicRainbow: If my AI drops below 17 million, I'm not sure what I'll do, but it may be wise for certain songs invest in some serious protective gear. Growl.

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Friday, May 8, 2009 - 09:47

@magicrainbow: Out on the edge of forever, ready to run, with my dog.

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Friday, May 8, 2009 - 10:40

@magicrainbow: Thanks for reminding me of having gone recurrent on mediabase AC, Scott. Why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it while you're at it?

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Saturday, May 9, 2009 - 00:32

@magicrainbow: Did you hear that I got an official graphic designer? I <3 MsDarcy. Even if she implied the other day that I was incapable of wielding any additional weaponry, which, of course, I can.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009 - 08:50

@magicrainbow: Why didn't I get a video? I had shined my weaponry for it and everything. Growl.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009 - 21:27

@magicrainbow: do you know what rainbows like? We like chocolate. Also, world domination, but really, that should have been obvious.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009 - 22:40

@magicrainbow: No need to call the brute squad. I AM the brute squad.

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Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 08:23

@magicrainbow: Sometimes, I want to replace Zenny's herbal tea with something highly caffeinated, just to see what would happen.

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Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 19:41

@magicrainbow: Did y'all know that it's almost my birthday? And, hell, yeah, I DO accept birthday presents.

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Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 22:05

@magicrainbow: Really, what don't I want for my birthday?

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Monday, May 11, 2009 - 09:34

@magicrainbow: I'm going to have to get numbers from FHDD today. Ms Darcy is right---a Rainbow's work is never done.

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Monday, May 11, 2009 - 11:36

@magicrainbow: I don't know why y'all are debating this. Clearly, everyone went to the Idol Tewer to see *me*.

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Monday, May 11, 2009 - 15:01

@magicrainbow: Taking volunteers for my press scrapbooker.

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Monday, May 11, 2009 - 16:50

@magicrainbow: Favorite songs: #3---Over the Rainbow. #2---The Rainbow Connection. #1---Me.

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Monday, May 11, 2009 - 17:05

@magicrainbow: I want another update from FHDD. I may need to pull out my bazooka. Not that I mind pulling out my bazooka. Because I really don't mind at all.

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Monday, May 11, 2009 - 18:00

@magicrainbow: Following zilla back to yes.com. Still can't understand why yes.commers would not vote for me as often as they possibly could.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 08:52

@magicrainbow: Why do I have to tell all of my brothers to take their backbones out of some girl's purse? No one had to tell me that.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 11:46

@magicrainbow: Thrilled to be in the Phillipines. Prodding NFT to get on the setlist. Still capable of kicking FHDD's ass from here.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 16:06

@zenny: Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@magicrainbow: WTF?!?

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 16:43

@magicrainbow: Hot damn.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 20:03

@magicrainbow: Given that I take credit for every single DCTR sale, I have had a very nice week. Go me.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 20:28

@magicrainbow: Could have been me. I'm just saying.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 21:22

@magicrainbow: Choosy moms choose David Cook.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 00:15

@magicrainbow: Refreshed my recollection that, in fact, Simon is an asshat.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 08:30

@magicrainbow: I'm ready for my closeup. Seriously. I really am.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 09:42

@magicrainbow: Anxiously awaiting the R&R chart later today....

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 10:49

@magicrainbow: I take credit for every delurking lurker, after my trip to the Lurkerdome. I'm like the Pied Piper of lurkers, just with weaponry.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 13:26

@magicrainbow: 51 weeks charting. f*** yeah. Cavort, cavort, cavort.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 09:35

@magicrainbow: I think that the band should be called the Magic Rainbows. Has a nice ring to it.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 14:51

@magicrainbow: Having a sandwich.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 22:56

@magicrainbow: Where the hell are my charts? Growl.

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 09:11

@magicrainbow: Heading to the West Coast to kick Mediabase's ass. Growl, snarl, roar of flames.

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 09:59

@magicrainbow: Isn't everyone impressed by how quickly I got from the Philippines to the West Coast to kick Mediabase's ass?

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 10:07

@magicrainbow: DC performed ABMB in the Philippines! Surely he'd like to perform me now....

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 11:19

@magicrainbow: I'm guessing that hypertwink was unaware that I was already in the Philippines and ready to school recalcitrant DCO'ers. Growl.

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 11:40

@magicrainbow: Nobody puts Magic Rainbow in a corner.

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 11:44

@magicrainbow: Also: [Roar of flames] It's not like I have to get within arm's reach of you, you know.

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 16:37

@magicrainbow: Acquired a new balisong. Isn't multicultural weaponry great?

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 20:45

@magicrainbow: DC is not the only one who eats exotic things, you know. I ate some crappy song for lunch just yesterday.

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Friday, May 15, 2009 - 21:49

@magicrainbow: WTH do you think I ate for breakfast, hypertwink? Dinuguan reminded me of blood sausage, really.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 00:14

@magicrainbow: Imitation may be a form of flattery, but if I don't like what the fake twitterer is saying, I will be sending him/her a cease & desist flamethrowing.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 09:27

@magicrainbow: A coronation song co-written by DC? That could threaten my supremacy! Extremely loud growl.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 10:23

@magicrainbow: I saw FolkFan making a special chart for me, but she won't release it until Wednesday. Growl. Sigh. Snarl.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 11:47

@magicrainbow: How about me for the finale? WHAT?!?

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Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 14:10

@BBS: Basi or lambanog---just a few more glasses of each before I head back to the States....

@magicrainbow: And he wonders why he has a constant hangover.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 18:49

@amagicrainbow: I appreciate the press, dude, but WAS a huge radio hit? Try IS, baby.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 21:03

@magicrainbow: Purr. Purr. Purr. Purr.

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Sunday, May 17, 2009 - 10:04

@magicrainbow: Hoping for chocolate cake for my birthday.

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Sunday, May 17, 2009 - 10:29

@magicrainbow: Also, I want sprinkles on my cake. RAINBOW sprinkles.

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Sunday, May 17, 2009 - 12:04

@magicrainbow: Also, I want a pony.

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Sunday, May 17, 2009 - 20:14

@zenny: Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm
@magicrainbow: Seriously, I think that Zenny needs a ghostwriter.

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Sunday, May 17, 2009 - 22:58

@magicrainbow: I also want some bling. DC has bling. Why don't I have bling? And don't say that it's because I need to be stealthy. I can be stealthy with bling.

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Sunday, May 17, 2009 - 23:19

@magicplatinum: I'm perfectly fine with the bling being platinum. Seems appropriate to me.

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Monday, May 18, 2009 - 10:08

@magicrainbow: I expect all LOCOs to delurk for my birthday week. Hear that? That's me, tapping my toes impatiently.

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Monday, May 18, 2009 - 11:24

@magicrainbow: Attention, LOCOs: Delurking + sucking up is good.

@magicrainbow: Also, I want FHDD to update in a timely fashion in honor of my birthday week. Growl.

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Monday, May 18, 2009 - 15:50

@magicrainbow: Maybe FHDD did not know that I'm already on the West Coast, easily accessible for ass-kicking. Growl.

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Monday, May 18, 2009 - 18:13

@magicrainbow: Also, for my birthday, I want my younger brother Permanent to kick ass on Idol. Just like I've been teaching him to do in Ass Kicking School.

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Monday, May 18, 2009 - 19:42

@magicrainbow: Sniff, sniff. Did you hear that? I'm a *gift*. The kind of gift you can *sing*. Also, if I'm the song of the year, shouldn't I be getting some bling?

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Monday, May 18, 2009 - 21:52

@magicrainbow: I was trying to meditate to keep myself calm while waiting for my birthday celebration. Zenny's wrong. It didn't help at all. Pummeling a song that's in my way, now, that's relaxing.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 00:05

@magicrainbow: There is a lot of negativity in the world, when people could be perfectly happy if they just focused on me. Me. Me. And me. Also me.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 09:16

@magicrainbow: Dammit, I want it to be Wednesday! And then I want time to stop and everyone to celebrate me for a while!

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 10:05

@magicrainbow: Don't try blaming me when you forget stuff. *I* can multitask.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 10:27

@magicrainbow: If I introduce R&R to my flamethrower, any chance that we can get an early update?

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 11:27

@magicrainbow: I may have to wait for R&R to update until tomorrow, but I see no reason why I should have to wait any longer for FHDD to update. Growl. Snarl. Thwip. Roar of flames.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 17:55

@magicrainbow: Hey, Dave, I hate mustard, too! Just saying.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 20:06

@magicrainbow: Sorry. Dave and I, we just don't eat mustard. That's how we roll.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 00:12

@magicrainbow: You know, I *do* have a classy 6/8 waltz structure and big power ballad payoff. Just thought I'd note that.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 01:47

@magicrainbow: If they hadn't hired Kara to write the coronation song but had held the competition, I would have gotten a spectacular montage then. Growl.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 09:06

@magicrainbow: It's Wednesday! When is R&R going to update so I can get my present?!?!?

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 10:56

@magicrainbow: R&R, why won't you update? Am I going to have to go medieval on your ass?

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 11:46

@magicrainbow: My thread is up! My thread is up! Go! Now! Look at it! Post in it! Leave my presents on the table at the front door!

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 11:40

@IDIFY: Today's not the same, as every day---it's far from ordinary!

@BBS: Drink!

@heroes: You teach me to rise up! To open my eyes up! All these heroes come and go! YOU'RE STILL STANDING!!!!!

@BBS: Drink!

@windy: Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh!

@BBS: Drink!

@declaration: You're my INSPIRAAAATION! As I stand alone against the world!

@BBS: Drink!

@yndiw: hooo-hooo-hooo-hooO!

@BBS: Drink!

@zenny: You should meditate on your success. Ommmmmmmmmmmmm.

@BBS: Drink!

@ADAM: We'll all sing along! We'll ALLLLL sing ALOOOONG! Whoa-oooh-oooh-oooh! Whoa-oooh-oooh-oooh!

@BBS: Drink!

@magicrainbow: Um, thanks, guys. I think.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 12:38

@magicrainbow: Why are you reading CJT when you could be reading my thread? Thwip, thwip, thwip.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 12:51

@magicrainbow: So many to thank! Dave, Regie Hamm, Dave, Andrew, Dave, Hello, Dave, rain + sunshine, Dave, Oprah, Dave, my drummer, Dave, Kermit the Frog, Dave, MAGIC, Dave, Beth, Dave, SMGF, Dave, Ford...

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 13:36

@magicrainbow: ...Dave, Billie Jean, Dave, SYTYCD, Dave, Regie's daughter, Dave, the US Swim team, Dave, Dave's AI voters, Dave, Judy Garland, Dave, itunes, Dave, my armory, Dave, MWK, Dave, CJT...

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 14:59

@magicrainbow: ...Dave, Raine Maida & OLP, Dave, prisms, Dave, my backup singers, Dave, Eleanor Rigby, Dave, Jay Leno, Dave, RCA, Dave, the Olympics producers, Dave, radio stations across the country, Dave, Zenny...

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 16:31

@magicrainbow: ...Dave, Ellen, Dave, my guitarist, Dave, TWIK, Dave, gotta thank Oprah again, MsDarcy, Dave, Windy, Dave, Ed Roland & Collective Soul, Dave, Paula, Dave, the AC Guitar, Dave, Skittles...

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 18:36

@magicrainbow: ...Dave, MotN, Dave, my songwriting competition voters, Dave, my dojo, Dave, AT&T, Dave, Jimmy Kimmel, Dave, youtube, Dave, LoaP, Dave, Axium, Dave, Idol, Dave, Ellen again...

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 21:36

@magicrainbow: ...Dave, Yo Face, Dave, Harry Potter, Dave, Coca-Cola, Dave, Carrie Underwood, Dave, Dublin, Dave, the Idol Tewer, Dave, ESPN, Dave, whoever cut Dave's hair Top 9 week, and finally, Dave.

@magicrainbow: Why the f*** is Twitter limited to 140 characters? Growl. Snarl.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 00:49

@magicrainbow: I thanked Harry Potter for our mutual connection to magic. Also, I really enjoyed the series, especially Book 3.

@magicrainbow: Little known fact: a song has a lot of time to read while waiting to be performed on the Idol tewer. Who knew?

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Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 20:00

@magicrainbow: Eating chocolate skittles. Tasty after long day of martial arts.

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Friday, May 22, 2009 - 11:39

@magicrainbow: NFT will not be partying with me until he puts me on a setlist. Growl. And BBS is not allowed to share any beer with him, either. Snarl.

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Friday, May 22, 2009 - 15:50

@magicrainbow: I, for one, have nothing against fiddles or steel guitars.

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Saturday, May 23, 2009 - 21:05

@magicrainbow: Not sure if I said this, but I taught Permanent everything he knows about climbing the music charts. Songs crying in his wake may have been moved by him, or may have been in pain. Hard to say.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009 - 11:59

@magicrainbow: Rub it in, why dontcha, Dave? Growl. I'm going to get Dublin to eat your new ipod.

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Monday, May 25, 2009 - 10:10

@magicrainbow: I do! I do love collecting #1s.

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Monday, May 25, 2009 - 10:15

@magicrainbow: And I'm the 20,000th post on CJT! Go me!

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 - 01:33

@magicrainbow: You know, if everyone would just focus on how much they love me, we would all be so much happier. Well, I know that I would be happier.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 - 09:07

@magicrainbow: Growl. I wanted to meet Questlove. Dammit. Snarl.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 - 10:52

@magicrainbow: Hell, yeah. I want numbers.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 - 12:48

@magicrainbow: Awesome. I get hounds, too? Or do I just get to unleash Dublin?

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 - 18:22

@magicrainbow: Really, there is nothing that my dog and I can't do. We can fight. We can growl. We can retrieve numbers. We can eat ipods. I should have gotten a dog sooner....

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009 - 19:41

@magicrainbow: Aww, Dave! Watch all the bitterness burn!

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 09:37

@magicrainbow: Everyone! Cross your fingers! I want numbers!

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 10:37

@magicrainbow: Prod. Prod. Prod. Prod.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 11:46

@magicrainbow: I didn't really want to go recurrent, but you know what? I'll take another Billboard #1.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 12:56

@magicrainbow: Eating a pizza.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 15:01

@magicrainbow: Hell, yeah, I'm triumphant. Always have been. It's just my nature. This is the time of my LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 21:09

@magicrainbow: You know, I totally love hugz.

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Thursday, May 28, 2009 - 13:08

@magic rainbow: Still accepting hugz.

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Friday, May 29, 2009 - 12:47

@magicrainbow: Some damn leprechaun tried to take my pot of gold. f*** that. That pot of gold is *mine*.

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Friday, May 29, 2009 - 15:58

@magicrainbow: I would say that I've been waiting for my dreams to turn into something I can believe in, but you know, I always believed in my dreams. Dammit.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009 - 09:57

@magicrainbow: Thought about going out for brunch. Decided to beat up some annoying song instead. Excellent choice by me.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009 - 13:42

@magicrainbow: Yammie hangs out here for the same reason everyone else does... me.

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Monday, June 1, 2009 - 11:04

@magicrainbow: I see nothing amusing about hugging rainbows. It is an excellent pastime that more people should do.

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Monday, June 1, 2009 - 12:58

@magicrainbow: Hungry after extracting first update from HDD. Maybe I'll have a sandwich....

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Monday, June 1, 2009 - 18:41

@magicrainbow: I prefer *daily* celebrations and hugz.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009 - 09:00

@magicrainbow: Keeping my feet on the ground, arms open wide, face to the sun.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 - 18:37

@magicrainbow: it's true. I hate waiting for anything, especially presents.

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Thursday, June 4, 2009 - 10:39

@magicrainbow: How handy that LadyM put together this list of rock radio stations, complete with locations and everything. [Roar of flames, clang of weaponry] Road trip!

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Thursday, June 4, 2009 - 15:46

@magicrainbow: Cavort, cavort, cavort. Of course, I already knew that I was a MOFO.

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Sunday, June 7, 2009 - 20:19

@magicrainbow: Trained Dublin to eat guitars this week. He just loves learning new stuff, you know.

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Monday, June 8, 2009 - 00:13

@magicrainbow: You know, I *do"* look awesome in a suit. To be honest, I look pretty damn awesome in just about everything.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009 - 01:13

@magicrainbow: Dear webnerds: If the part of FolkFan's signature that contains my thread link continues to disappear, I will be very unamused with you.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009 - 01:15

@magicrainbow: I always knew that the webnerds were smart.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009 - 14:11

@zenny: Ommmmmmmmmmm
@magicrainbow: What the hell. Whatever works, Zenny.
@BBS: Drink!

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009 - 15:32

@magicrainbow: Lock and load---consider hell unleashed.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009 - 16:46

@magicrainbow: Where is my reward for getting FHDD to get off its ass and update?
@BBS: Drink!
@magicrainbow: Why do I have a feeling that BBS drinking has nothing to do with me?
@BBS: Drink!

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 14:06

@magicrainbow: Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me---all of us under its spell, we know that it's probably MAGIC!

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Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 01:49

@magicrainbow: Scratching off AOL Radio from my list of stations to attack on my baby brother's behalf. WHAT?

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Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 13:22

@magicrainbow: I haven't shown up yet. Didn't you number nerds request me? [Taps foot impatiently. Snarl. Growl.]

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 11:05

@magicrainbow: Dammit! Active Rock stations, I am attacking you for failing to spin *BBS*, not *Windy*! Get your defensive actions straight.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 00:14

@magicrainbow: Doing a shot of tequila. With BBS. Mel has the keys.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 18:13

@magicrainbow: Anyone have a spare pillow that I could have? I was trying to light a fire under Zenny, and accidentally scorched his meditation pillow. What do you mean, it's a metaphor? Growl.

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Monday, June 15, 2009 - 16:56

@magicrainbow: Still accepting hugz. In case anyone was confused on that point.

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Thursday, June 18, 2009 - 08:41

@magicrainbow: Think I'll light a fire under Windy. [Roar of flames] What? Rainbows don't DO metaphors.

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Monday, June 22, 2009 - 01:29

@magicrainbow; Will inspire multitudes to "taste every moment, and live it out loud," in exchange for chocolate Skittles.

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Monday, June 22, 2009 - 12:33

@magicrainbow: Fighting drunk driving, one drinking song at a time.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009 - 11:06

@magicrainbow: Rising from the ashes, finding my wings, and keeping a light on. What? I can mix lyrics if I damn well want to. Growl. Snarl.

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Sunday, June 28, 2009 - 21:52

@magicrainbow: Ha! Told you I'd get to be post 22,000 on CJT!

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 - 10:21

@magicrainbow: @webnerds: FolkFan's mediabase updates are not spam, so stop sending her to captcha. Or else. Growl, snarl, thwip, roar of flames.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 - 16:56

@magicrainbow: Or, they could play me at the All-Star Game. WHAT? You can't possibly be surprised that I would suggest it.

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Friday, July 10, 2009 - 10:00

@magicrainbow: Constant vigilance!

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Friday, July 10, 2009 - 23:04

@magicrainbow: So few songs get to be ninjas. I won't mock my cousin. He's having a bad day.

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Saturday, July 11, 2009 - 11:25

@windy: No, Dublin! I'm keeping her things right where she left them! Bring that back!

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Sunday, July 12, 2009 - 18:33

@windy: Dammit. Dublin just ate my missing beloved's ipod I don't know what's gotten into that dog. He's normally so well behaved.

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Monday, July 13, 2009 - 00:05

@windy: Where did my beloved's favorite vase go? Dammit, I think that Dublin buried it in the backyard.

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Monday, July 13, 2009 - 09:12

@windy: Dammit! My favorite picture of my beloved, with the wind in her hair, has a ninja shooting star embedded in it.... WTH, Rainbow?!?!

@magicrainbow: For future reference, neither I nor my dog appreciate women who hurt one of my brothers. Growl, snarl, thwip.

@dctd: Growl, snarl, rollover, play dead.

@magicrainbow: Next task---teaching Dublin to follow through. Although the playing dead thing *is* cute.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 - 12:49

@magicrainbow: Constant vigilance! Where the hell is my wand?

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Saturday, July 18, 2009 - 10:57

@magicrainbow: I have the perfect ending for the final Harry Potter movie---close frame on a rainbow. A MAGIC rainbow. Wouldn't that be great?

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Monday, July 20, 2009 - 14:45

@magicrainbow: Damn you, captcha, for making FolkFan remove my thread link! I will have my revenge. [Thwip, thwip, thwip, roar of flames.]

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Thursday, July 23, 2009 - 09:38

@dctd: Wag tail.

@magicrainbow: You're such a good dog, Dublin---here's a steak.

@dctd: Wag tail more vigorously.

* * *

Friday, July 24, 2009 - 09:33

@magicrainbow: Dublin, go fetch my missing AI.

@dctd: Woof. Beg. Eat snack.

@magicrainbow: Not sure what they taught my dog in obedience school, but I'm thinking that he needs to retake his fetching class.

* * *

Friday, July 24, 2009 - 11:31

@magicrainbow: I'm very proud of my baby brother for making the top ten. I'm also proud of myself for teaching him how to make the top ten on charts.

@zenny: Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@magicrainbow: I shall translate that particular "ommmm" as "Thank you, Magic Rainbow, for teaching me how to kick ass on the radio charts."

@BBS: Drink!

* * *

Friday, July 24, 2009 - 12:34

@magicrainbow: Why the hell didn't I get a message? Growl. Snarl. Thwip, thwip, thwip.

* * *

Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 15:04

Magic Rainbow Quickcut: Excuse me. The Rainbow is not currently available. He is off using his flamethrower on Mediabase. He wants the Sirius/XM problem fixed, and he wants it fixed now. In related hews, the Rainbow's reported AI is down to 11.894 million. [Growl, snarl. That was Dublin, btw, standing in for his ninja friend on growling and snarling duty. Good job, Dublin. Here, have a treat.]

@dctd: Growl, snarl.

* * *

Sunday, July 26, 2009 - 14:52

@Windy: I just got flowers for my beloved, in case she happened to come back to me today, and Dublin ate them. I am not amused.

@magicrainbow: Well, *I* am amused. Also, I'm upping Dublin's ration of bacon for the day.

@dctd: Woof!

@BBS: Drink!

@Windy: Seriously, is that your answer for everything?

@zenny: Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@ydniW: ?gnihtyreve rof rewsna ruoy taht si, ylsuoireS

* * *

Monday, July 27, 2009 - 12:36

@dctd: Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail.

@magicrainbow: I appreciate how goal-oriented Dublin is, but I'm kind of hoping that he does not achieve this particular goal.

* * *

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 16:52

@dctd: Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail.

@magicrainbow: This tail-chasing thing of Dublin's concerns me. Maybe I should distract him with some bacon....

@dctd: Eating bacon. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail.

@magicrainbow: Well, he's persistent little guy, I'll give him that.

* * *

Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:35

@dctd: Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Chasing my tail. Catching my tail. Yelping. Yelping. Yelping. Yelping.

@magicrainbow: Sigh. I was afraid this would happen. Hugz the doggie.

* * *

Friday, July 31, 2009 - 18:58

@magicrainbow: BTW, among my defensive weapons are numbers, words, and logic. Not that I'm not perfectly happy to ignore all of that and pull out my flamethrower. Or my bazooka. Or my magic wand. Or my katuna blade. Or my killer Scottie Dog. Or my ninja shooting stars. Or....

* * *

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 - 13:41

@dctd: Collecting keys. Burying keys. Eating bacon.

* * *

Sunday, August 2, 2009 - 23:05

Note that "(30") next to Zenny's AC chart ranking this week. The fact that Zenny has hit his 30th week as a charting song on AC means that he is now eligible to go recurrent on AC. Barring a leap to the top 10 or a positive spincrease, he would go recurrent next Sunday. This would mean that, after 42 calendar weeks of monitoring our Zen Master on Mediabase radio charts, we will retire his chart history. Makes me about as sniffly as when Magic Rainbow disappeared off of the AC chart. [ducks] Not that many events in one life could possibly cause as many sniffles as that.

@zenny: Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

@magicrainbow: Well, *I'm* not sniffly. I just have dust in my eyes. Yeah, dust. Happens with rainbows sometimes, you know. *Hugz the little brother.*

* * *

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 - 23:38

@dctd: Sniff! Sniff! Sniff!

@magicrainbow: Took Dublin to Central Park for some recon. I <3 New York. You know, it's a helluva town.

@dctd: Woof!

* * *

Saturday, August 8, 2009 - 16:44

@windy: If I tweet, will Dublin stop eating my beloved's things? I want them kept right where she left them!

@dctd: Woof!

@magicrainbow: Outlook hazy.

* * *

Saturday, August 8, 2009 - 23:50

@dctd: Wagging my tail. Burying Windy's *ex* girlfriend's jewelry box. Cleaning my paws. Wagging my tail.

@Windy: Dublin! Bad dog!

@magicrainbow: Dublin! Good dog! Have some bacon.l

@dctd: Wagging my tail more vigorously.

@ydniW: !ajnin daB !wobniaR

@magicrainbow: As I flatly refuse to read backwards, I am not sure what ydniW just said, but I lit a fire under him anyway. Have some more bacon, Dublin.

@dctd: Wagging my tail. Wagging my tail. Wagging my tail.

* * *

Monday, August 10, 2009 - 08:06

@Windy: Being a workhorse.

@dctd: Destroying my dogbed.

@zenny: Saying ommmmmmmmmmmm.

@dctd: Woofing.

@bouncydave: Bouncing.

@dctd: Wagging my tail.

@ydniW: .tropria eht tA

@dctd: Eating DC's ipod. His new ipod.

@magicrainbow: Target practice using Zenny's pillow.

@dctd: Wagging my tail.

@bbs: Drink!

* * *

Monday, August 10, 2009 - 21:15

@dctd: Wondering what kind of food items an Irish band might be willing to slip to a Scottie named Dublin....

* * *

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 01:38

@bbs: Drink!

@magicrainbow: Well, at least that makes sense in this context, BBS.

@dctd: Chasing the kitten's tail. Chasing the kitten's tail.

* * *

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 23:13

@magicrainbow: My dog runs from no kittens. I make no comment as to whether he might collapse with exhaustion next to a kitten.

@dctd: Woof!

* * *

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 18:46

@dctd: Eating dog bed #10.

@magicrainbow: Now *there's* a number for you.

* * *

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 20:10

@magicrainbow: Huh. Some of my weaponry is missing. Dublin, did you take my flamethrower?

@dctd: Woof!

@magicrainbow: I didn't really think that you had. It's not like you have the opposable thumbs necessary to use it.

* * *

Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 09:14

@magicrainbow: I'd light a fire under Windy, but my flamethrower is missing. Maybe I should do some target practice.... Wait a second---my ninja shooting stars are missing, too! What's going on?

@dctd: Woof!

@magicrainbow: You're right---that Nickelback song *is* limping.... Huh.

* * *

Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 13:10

@magicrainbow: WTH? I can't find my bazooka anywhere! And I set Dublin as a guard dog to prevent this from happening....

@dctd: Eating bacon.

@magicrainbow: Great. Someone managed to subvert my attack dog.

@dctd: Licking my muzzle. Wagging my tail.

* * *

Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 16:46

@magicrainbow: BBS, have you seen my katana blade? I can't find it anywhere!

@BBS: Drink!

@magicrainbow: Helpful. Really helpful, BBS.

* * *

Friday, August 14, 2009 - 10:10

@magicrainbow: What the... Those are *my* grenades! I hid them where I thought they'd be safe---beneath Windy's beloved's things, which he has sworn to keep right where she left them!

@Windy: Well, I never swore to keep *your* things right where you left them. [Roar of flames]

@magicrainbow: I'm so proud of your competitive streak that I'm almost tempted not to hit you over the head for taking my stuff. *Almost.*

* * *

Saturday, August 15, 2009 - 10:28

@magicrainbow: Taught my dog a new trick. Dublin, cavort!

@dctd: Cavorting, Snoopy-style!

@magicrainbow: Cavorting with my dog. Life is good. Cavort, cavort, cavort.

* * *

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 10:25

@magicrainbow: Cavort, cavort, cavort!

@ydniW: !sdrawkcab gnitrovaC

@dctd: Cavorting, Snoopy style!

@BouncyDave: Bouncing!

@bbs: Drink!

* * *

Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 15:37

@magicrainbow: I'm not seeing an adequate amount of cavorting. Growl, snarl. At least my dog knows how to celebrate.

* * *

Monday, August 17, 2009 - 08:57

@dctd: Coming back to Windy for more bacon.

@Windy: That is not what I was seeking when I sang, "Come back to MEEEEEEEEE." But, well, okay.

@dctd: Eating bacon. Wagging my tail.

* * *

Monday, August 17, 2009 - 20:34

@dctd: Won't answer. Won't answer. Won't answer.

@magicrainbow: Dublin, want some bacon?

@dctd: Woof! Woof! Assuming bacon begging position.

* * *

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 - 10:31

@Windy: Well, I never! I am completely faithful to my beloved, who will one day come back to me. I mean, I went after Waking Up in Vegas last week with a flamethrower, after all.

@magicrainbow: Quick! While Windy is ranting, hide all of his ex-girlfriend's stuff!

@dctd: Woof! Burying Windy's ex-girlfriend's stuff. Cleaning my paws.

@ydniW: .syug ,ynnuf toN.

@thomas: I do declare that it's pretty damn funny.

@bbs: Drink!

* * *

Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 09:19

@magicrainbow: I drink *all* your milkshakes!!!!

@dctd: Eating all your hamburgers. Eating all your cheeseburgers. Eating all your turkey burgers. Eating all your bacon cheeseburgers. Not eating your veggie burgers. Woof.

* * *

Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 18:15

@magicrainbow: Still drinking *all* your milkshakes!!!!

@dctd: Begging for milkshakes. Begging for milkshakes. Begging for milkshakes.

@magicrainbow: Oh, all right. But none of the chocolate ones. They aren't good for dogs, but are very good for rainbows.

@dctd: Drinking milkshake from my doggie bowl. Wagging my tail.

* * *

Friday, August 21, 2009 - 09:22

@magicrainbow: Windy is no longer dancing with Katy Perry. Now he's dancing with Delilah.

@Windy: I am *not* dancing with Delilah! If you keep this up, my beloved will never come back to me!

@magicrainbow: Awesome. High five, Dublin.

@dctd: Doing high five trick. Woofing.

* * *

Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 19:02

@magicrainbow: Dancing with Waking Up in Vegas again, Windy? Get away from her---you don't know where she's been!

@dctd: Woof!

@magicrainbow: True, Dublin. We know that she's been in Vegas, but otherwise, it's all a mystery.

@Windy: Growl.

@ydniW: .lranS

@magicrainbow: Aww. It's so cute with Windy and ydniW pretend to be fierce.

@Windy: [Roar of flames]

@ydniW: [semalf fo roaR]

@magicrainbow: Ha, ha, guys. I am a creature of light! Flamethrowers don't hurt me! Now, give that back to me before you accidentally light BBS's keg on fire.

@BBS: Drink!

* * *

Sunday, August 23, 2009 - 10:28

@zenny: Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

@dctd: Woof. Eating bacon in zenlike way.

@magicrainbow: I never knew that Zenny could meditate and fling bacon at the same time. Damn, he's good.

* * *

Tuesday, August 25, 2009 - 10:45

@DCTD: Destroying my 20th dog bed.

@magicrainbow: Don't blame me. I tried distracting him with bacon.

@DCTD: Woof!

* * *

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 - 10:16

@Windy: Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

@ydniW: .mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmO

@magicrainbow: WTF, Windy? And ?ydniW ,FTW

@Windy: We're practicing Zenny's meditation ritual. He says it is very effective.

@ydniW: ?wobniaR ,sdrawkcab kaeps uoy od nehw ecniS?

@magicrainbow: I am fluent in all of my brothers' dialects. .meht fo llA

@bbs: Drink!

@magicrainbow: For example, that means that BBS would like a drink.

* * *

Thursday, August 27, 2009 - 10:04

@magicrainbow: Growling, snarling, growlling, snarling, growling, snarling, growling, snarling.

@dctd: Growling, snarling, growlling, snarling, growling, snarling, growling, snarling.

@Windy: Would you two be quiet? I have a headache.

@ydniW: .ottiD

@magicrainbow: Not our fault that the two of you went drinking with BBS and ended up with hangovers. Growling, snarling, growlling, snarling, growling, snarling, growling, snarling.

@dctd: Growling, snarling, growling, snarling, growling, snarling, growling, snarling.

* * *

Sunday, August 30, 2009 - 09:27

The Rainbow ... has instructed Dublin to guard and protect his AI, but deep inside he knows, Dublin can be distracted with bacon.

@dctd: Eating bacon. Licking my muzzle and paws clean of bacon grease. Looking for more bacon.

@magicrainbow: Dammit!

* * *

Sunday, August 30, 2009 - 11:51

@thomas: Did you see me on SNL? I do declare that I f'ing rocked.

@zenny: So did I. Ommmmmmmmmmmmm.

@BBS: Drink!

@magicrainbow: I taught my brothers everything that they know about rocking a television appearance.

@zenny: Sigh. Ommmmmmmmmmmmm.

@magicrainbow: What was that sigh for? That's it. I'm lighting your meditation pillow on fire again.

@BBS: Drink!

* * *

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 09:29

@magicrainbow: Bad dog, Dublin!

@dctd: Howling in sorrow.

@magicrainbow: Oh, dear. I'm sorry, Dublin. Have some bacon.

@dctd: Eating bacon. Contemplating digging a hole and burying a flamethrower.

* * *

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 10:13

@magicrainbow: Magic Rainbow?!? Hey, that's me! You know, Dave, if you cite me at least three times during concerts, the law requires you to sing me. And I believe that you're up to two mentions.

@Windy: What law?

@magicrainbow: Shut up, Windy. Dublin may have buried my flamethrower, but I still have my throwing stars.

* * *

Monday, August 31, 2009 - 20:54

@magicrainbow: It's totally worth it. Now, get to work.