THE RULES (haha)
1. Submission close Wednesday at 6:00am PST

2. Vote in the comments section of this blog. Votes posted elsewhere or by private message will not count.

3. First Round voting:
- commences Wednesday at 6:00am PST
- vote for up to three (3)
- closes Friday midnight PST

4. Second Round voting
- opens Saturday morning
(Whenever I get this list up. You'll just have to guess!)
- vote for one (1)
- closes Monday midnight PST

THE CANDIDATES ARE:

There couldn't possibly be anyone to take David's place in our hearts, but we can have fun watching them try!

I know David Cook, and you're no David Cook

Many American Idols, only one David Cook!

Season 8 Contestant, please move out of the way. We're trying to look at the pretty picture of David Cook in the background.

We're looking for a little entertainment, not a relationship

And the countdown to Simon telling a contestant that s/he's no David Cook begins

Waiting for David Cook to perform on a results show

Those are mighty big elf-boots to fill

Hello?... It's not you we're looking for

Dear AI Wanna-Be---If you try to sing Time of My Life, Magic Ninja Rainbow will kick your ass

Idol Found - Game Over. But hey let's talk about Season 8.

Like ordering a hamburger and only getting the bun

You'll never be my baby

Yes you can sing, but do you have interesting hair?

Old is the new new

50% more contestants, same low price

There's Got to Be a Season After

Always Something There to Remind Me

Without Cooking, Gas

Senator, I knew David Cook. And You're No David Cook

Hello?...Goodbye, will we remember your Name?

Are you worthy? Wear something slutty, show up at 8:00 and we'll let you know....

I'd Like Mine Cooked, Please

Season 8 Ain't My Lover

All I Really Need Is Cookie

Apres David, Le Deluge

Without The Arm Porn, Forlorn

I Told You Not To Delete My Cookie!

If You're Going To Sing A David Cook Song, You Have To Be As Good As David Cook

I Can't See You In Pirate Pants

You will never have David's fanbase WHAT, yea that one lol

But would your ball go for $500

Nothing Compares, Nothing Compares to You

Our lukewarm reception of Season 8 (after all, bacon sizzles and we've been Cooked)
The search for the next Red Hot Lava Bomb

Looking forward to the "sing the phone book" theme night

This kid's not my son

You're gonna need at least 9 'gates' for me to vote for ya

On hunger strike...until AI7 winner is on

Makeover

Forever Chasing Rainbows

I Already Found What I'm Looking For

Now the Hangover Begins

I'm the Dog Who Gets Beat

Season 8 won't negate Cookie's fate.

Will you be rich or loose your pitch?

David showed you how, what will you do now?

Will season 8 spark a jumping of the Shark?

Like Berkeley in 1973

Like Seinfeld without Seinfeld

Where's David?

Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

Back to Karaoke

Wear Something Comfortable

Billie Jean doesn't even want to be your lover!

David Cook's boots were made for being a rockstar. Yours boots were made for walking...home

All Trite Now

Andrew Lloyd Weber Doesn't Want to Be Your l7-Year-Old Girl

Singing. Ur Doin' It Wrong

It's All Wrong. Period.

Not Enough Cooks In The Kitchen.

Your Goose Is Cooked

Yeah we'll watch. Until we get bored without David Cook in.....10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2........

A Hero Already Saved Us

Lick His Boots, b****es

No More Room on the Moon

Idol Wasteland

You Will Never Be Enough

This Is My Not Now

There Is Not Enough Wine in the World

Looking for that f***ing Magic Rainbow Again

It's nice to know we can all have a Paula moment

Now with Less Smug, c***y, and Pompous...and not as good.

Dammit, David.

Will I ever be Enough?

Teach me to Rise Up or There's a Huge Cook in us all

Afraid I wouldn't be Enough

I know there's really nothing left to say

Turn me around and point me back to home

When I woke up I could see, Cook had already passed me

Ignorance is Bliss

Hang onto the past tense tonight

I'm not far from ordinary

Crashing down in Cook's Avalanche

I'm temporary

An exercise in vanity