*OK, which one of you ladies stole my microphone stand? Give it back Right Now.

*kaydeecee, where did you put mah bacon?

*Dammit, I can just imagine the teasing that I'm going to get from the band and my brothers for this photo.

*OK..which one of you started the talk about the expanding fanbase?

*No stealing bacon; that's like illegally downloading music. Don't make me punish you....

*You've been a naughty, naughty girl, haven't you?

*Don't tempt me.

*Ok, tell me which one of you posted all those fanbase pics or you're all getting a spanking!

*Don't play coy with me, PeachMango.

*I told you, it doesn't matter what you wear, now..._______

*Why is no one talking about my neck? Look at my NECK, for crying out loud. It's incredible.

*Oh, no you didn't...hide my taquitos!

*Salmon, my a$$!

*My other shirt has doves on it.

*Resistance.Is.Futile. Unless you're PeachMango (smolder).

*(said just before he takes a running leap onto the bed)
Again? OK, but only if you are prepared to have me rock.your.world.

*No, I will NOT sing 'Yo Face to Hillary Clinton

*Its 8:00, what are you supposed to be wearing?

*Really Tiemann? A dickie??

*I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

*Like seriously...how many times are you gonna post my picture?"

*my caption is morning after and he has walked to doorway and having to hold himself up on door jam looks at his room mates and says "chicks man"

*I'll untie you when I'm damn well ready.

*don't do anything to me that I wouldn't do.

*Really? You lost your thread today? Come here.

*Dammit, I don't care if you were thirsty, don't make me get out of bed to get you again.

*It's easy when it's done being hard

*When angry count to 10, when VERY angry swear.

*Lie, Lie, Lie

*I thought you'd be shorter.

*The David Cook Mom Look.......given to Andrew for waking him up to talk about 'friggy pudding.'

*PeachMango, come over here and let me change your mind about this picture.

*I'll take you just the way you are..I've been waiting far too long, too long!

*Are you gonna get off that damn forum and come back to bed?

*Wait. You didn't tell me you're married.

*Are you just going to stand there? Or are you gonna TAKE. OFF. YOUR PANTS!?

*Black panties again? You know I prefer the p-pink ones.

*Come over here and help me with my lack of charisma

*You broke into 19E and stole back my tapes for me? Get over here.

*I don't care that you're married. Come here. NOW.

*I don't care that you're married,,,and I don't think you do either! Come here. NOW.

*I told you to take off the pirate pantz AARRRRRRRR

*I can kill you with mah brainz.

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

*Like the pantz? Go ahead and take 'em. With your teeth.

*My tight pantz really chafe.

*Okay Webnerds what have you done with the Twop thread?

*put the camera down, you have enough fanbase pics

*Grr , I just got these pantz back on...

*What do you mean, Ellen's gonna play Time of My Life when I go onstage?

*Have you seen how I handle my microphone stand? Well, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

*No, I won't f*** you for a dollar

*you forgot you are married again, didn't you?

*Oh my my, oh Hell yes, Baby Put on that Party Dress

*Baby take Off that Party Dress

*I told you not to kiss me on the neck. Now, look at me. I'm a broken man.

*Mmmm, a scent with attitude and a dress with bite, get over here right now, I'm gonna rock your world tonight.

*Don't make me come over there!

*You ready to have your socks knocked off?

*Okay, who used my guyliner?

*I'm gonna give you all the 5th card you can handle.

*You want a boy toy? I'll show you boy toy.

*Then you'll buy my album?

*So what does OMG and CFM look mean anyway?!?! Please explain....or illustrate.....never mind, just get over here!

*I'm really quite good at multi-tasking.....strumming guitar, handling/kissing/swallowing? the mic....what? "you", you say? but of course Eye-wink (sorry - forgot - no smiling.....until LATER)!!

*I took on the world, so I'm sure I can handle you

*What's this I hear? You haven't done any VH1 voting in days? Stop looking at me and go vote!

*Give me back my WristStrong bracelet. You are NOT more famous than me.

*Neal, the Farmer Dickie look is soooo 1982.

*Is that a backbone I see stuffed in your purse or are you just happy to see me?

*What? You compared me to Rick F'ing Springfield?

*The fanbase is getting impatient.

*Say WHAT?

*WTF is wrong with those HDD people

*Listen up, bi***ches! My pants are the stars in this band! The red pants and overalls MUST GO

*Come again?

*An OGFAR t-shirt? IIRC Jacob said something slutty.