Friday, October 30, 2009 - 10:15
MsCRC:
I had to get on the Sound of Music fun. Love all the parodies. A small disclaimer. I don't really care about David's hair. It really does not bother me at all. He always looks great to me no matter what he wears or does with his hair. I'm always the last one to notice anything about outfits, boots, jewelry, but I'm all about having some fun.

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How do you solve the problem like Dave's hair?
How do you tame the angst that it's become
How do you find a word to describe the hair?
A locktopus, Under beanie, Really hot!

Many a things you know you'd like to tell Dave
Many a things you thought he'd understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep the hair from being panned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Dave's hair?
How do you tame the wildness of those bangs?

When I see Dave, I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
His hair's as flighty as a feather
It's just perfect, it's just awful, I don't care

Hair as stubborn as a pest
Has to pass the fanwank test
It could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
Hair is gorgeous! Hair is wild!
Hair's a riddle! Hair's restyled
It's a headache! It's a monster!
It's just Dave.

How do you solve a problem like Dave's hair?
How do you style the bangs, not pin them down?
What is so important about the hair?
Hair should look perfect, on the town

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep the hair from being panned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Dave's hair?
Enjoy it in all, it's perfect, every strand!

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Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)

Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 20:12
bobs.mom:
Okay. Just one more and I'll stop. This one is for you Swanny since you are contemplative:

The bar is alive with The Anthemic music
With songs they have sung, some for many years
The band fills my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every whoa-whoa it hears

My heart wants to beat like Kyle's drums as the sticks
that rise from the cymbals to the snare
My heart wants to sigh as Neal’s fingers fly
with such mastery and flare
To laugh like Dave when he trips and falls over
over cords in the way
To sing like Andy and hoping that Monty stays.

I go to the shows when my heart is lonely
I know I’ll hear Dave as I’ve heard before
My heart will be blessed with Anthemic music
And I’ll sing till I’m hoarse

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Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)

Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 16:33
archucookie:
Bobs.mom I love you. (I'd say "that is all" but I'd be lying cause I wanna play.)
I already did a parody of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" way back when Rocky kept sneaking out of the nunnery to the the cafe with internet to catchup up on DWoP. I think it poofed with 2.0
SybilT love yours too and I was working on "So Long" til I saw yours. Oh well...I'll do the intro part.

There's a sad sort of tagline from our site where we post
And a bell that we hear from too (Ding!)
And out there on twitter an absurd little bird
Keeps tweeting out "You are cuckoo." (Cuckoo, cuckoo)

Bleary eyed I backwards read us
And hope that Dave will tweet us
Until Bobs.mom...from you:
So long, farewell
Good night you old thread you

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Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 18:14
bobs.mom:
(Lightning flashing, crashing thunder...flashes of AL cd cover)

Now, now DwoPers don’t be scared. Here, jump up in the bed with me. Do you know what I do when I get frightened or angsty? I think of my favorite Dave things.

What’s that you say? Well let’s see...(looking contemplative)

Dave on red carpet..(pause) and whiskers on Dave’s face..

Bright colored tattoos and a warm Dave embrace
Sweet David’s ass tied up in tight jeans
These are a few of my favorite things.

(oom pah pah, oom pah pah, oom pah pah, oom pah pah)
(rises up to knees on bed)

Cream colored complexion and beautiful eyes
Arm Porn and shoe size and hard as rock thighs
Wild band that flies with their fingers on strings
These are a few of my favorite things.

(oom pah pah, oom pah pah, oom pah pah, oom pah pah)
(grabs Cathryn by the hands and swings her around)

Boys in black jeans with S&B shirts
A Voice that stays in my soul till hurts
Silver and Truth that melt my heart strings.
These are a few of my favorite things (glory note-ish)

When the angst bites
When the critics sting
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite Dave things
And then I don’t feel so bad.

(Okay, Yak - you take the second time through. You sing better than I do.)

This song is from the remake of the Sound of Music. The new version is a story about a picklesprite that is asked to leave the pickle jar and become a nanny to a baby rock band. Some of the other song selections on the new soundtrack include:

Doe, the Green That David Makes
How Do Solve a Mystery Like Neal Tiemann
Blackjack Vice
Beth Must Have Done Something Good
The Bar is Alive With Anthemic Music

(and the all time children’s favorite...)
The Lonely Guitar Herd.

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Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)