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# Alright, everyone. Back to work for me. Nice chatting. See you around. ~D "are you going... to san francisco...."less than 20 seconds ago from web

# @shangrilola "easy lover". classic guy falsetto on that one.1 minute ago from web in reply to shangrilola

@thedavidcook I feel like a dirty spammer. Okay, hockey isn't doing it... Phil Collins? Favorite song? I know you like him. I do too.4 minutes ago from web
shangrilola
Erica Hayes

# @moaningcrow not a secret. Their last record was solid. "go" is a great tune.6 minutes ago from web in reply to moaningcrow

@thedavidcook are you a secret hanson fan?6 minutes ago from web
moaningcrow
magenta

# Time for a couple more....6 minutes ago from web

# @xoxoemma do hookers have twitter accounts?8 minutes ago from web in reply to xoxoemma

@thedavidcook do you not love random hookers that follow you on twitter?9 minutes ago from web
xoxoemma
Emma

# @MeggsFTL29 batman. hands down.10 minutes ago from web in reply to MeggsFTL29

@thedavidcook BATMAN OR SUPERMAN?11 minutes ago from web
MeggsFTL29
Megan S

# @kylaloveskris how about pirate ninjas?12 minutes ago from web in reply to kylaloveskris

@thedavidcook pirates or ninjas?14 minutes ago from TwitterFon
kylaloveskris
kyla

# @cshore7222 to hear you.13 minutes ago from web in reply to cshore7222

@thedavidcook Question: why do u take ur ear plugs out sometimes?16 minutes ago from txt
cshore7222
Rachel Dube

# @PlodingStar Jack Bauer or Walker, Texas Ranger? Seriously?!? you need to read a chuck norris joke, my friend...15 minutes ago from web in reply to PlodingStar

@thedavidcook who would win in a fight? Jack Bauer or Walker?18 minutes ago from web
PlodingStar
Eta Carinae

# @Maartiinhaa umm... Early Cuyler16 minutes ago from web in reply to Maartiinhaa

@thedavidcook what's your favourite cartoon character?20 minutes ago from web
Maartiinhaa
Marta Gomes

# @Sammymoe I'd say you need to get into a different mindset during art class.18 minutes ago from web in reply to Sammymoe

@thedavidcook what would you do if I handed you this!!? 23 minutes ago from TwitterFon in reply to thedavidcook
Sammymoe
Samantha morgan

# @raefabulous I can only remember "it's a lovin' tradition, of the grand design..."18 minutes ago from web in reply to raefabulous

@thedavidcook What are the words to the Family Matters theme song? ;)23 minutes ago from web in reply to thedavidcook
raefabulous
Mrs Timbercook

# @Brittannyy14 That is a question. and yes, I could.19 minutes ago from web in reply to Brittannyy14

@thedavidcook this aint a question....haha, but, could you wish my friend a happy 15th birthday? it would mean so much to her!! :)25 minutes ago from web
Brittannyy14
brittany(;

# @xXDesXx no. did it cost you too much when you bought that book of pick up lines? :)19 minutes ago from web in reply to xXDesXx

@thedavidcook Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? :)25 minutes ago from txt
xXDesXx
Desirae =)

# @MsCRC depends. dancing-wise? greenman, hands down. in a fist fight? Nightman, cause he'd cheat and bring weapons20 minutes ago from web in reply to MsCRC

@thedavidcook The Nightman or The Greenman26 minutes ago from web
MsCRC
MsCrc

# @ragdoll246 ummmm.... water.21 minutes ago from web in reply to ragdoll246

@thedavidcook so what drink can you make quickly?27 minutes ago from web in reply to thedavidcook
ragdoll246

# @dreadnought07 stuffed crust pepperoni21 minutes ago from web in reply to dreadnought07

@thedavidcook What's your favorite kind of pizza?28 minutes ago from TweetDeck
dreadnought07
Katie L

# @arizonaa ummmm.... cell phone. water. drink coupons for a delta flight. sunglasses. Tour Manager's bank account information.23 minutes ago from web in reply to arizonaa

@thedavidcook 5 things you can grab from where you're sitting. No cheating. People count.30 minutes ago from TwitterFon
arizonaa
Arizona

# @StaayWithMee Not if you want an A.25 minutes ago from web in reply to StaayWithMee

@thedavidcook Do i tell my teacher i hate her?32 minutes ago from web
StaayWithMee
StaywithMe

# @fannififi_ I'd love to. Wish it were only up to me. :/25 minutes ago from web in reply to fannififi_

@thedavidcook would you ever come in italy??? please answer. u've got A LOT of fans here!!33 minutes ago from web
fannififi_
piffs!

# @Uuliani ok. (just answered your question)32 minutes ago from web

# @pwopah I think it'd be fun to be a mcpoyle, but either way works for me33 minutes ago from web in reply to pwopah

@thedavidcook if you were offered a role on Always Sunny would you rather be: a) a mcpoyle, b) someone dee was trying to seduce?35 minutes ago from web
pwopah
Kate

# @lexeebel depends. Orange for breakfast. Apple for snack. and for dinner? is beer considered a juice?36 minutes ago from web in reply to lexeebel

@thedavidcook Orange juice or Apple?38 minutes ago from web
lexeebel
Lexee Belanger

# @latinalovescook is that even still on the air?36 minutes ago from web in reply to latinalovescook

@thedavidcook will you allow MTV cribs to check out your home?? (as soon as you pull everything together, of course!)39 minutes ago from web in reply to thedavidcook
latinalovescook

# @AwesomeGal1967 great guy. tons of potential. all around solid dude.37 minutes ago from web in reply to AwesomeGal1967

@thedavidcook what do u think of @adamlambert? #allisonrocks39 minutes ago from mobile web
AwesomeGal1967
April LuVs AdAm

# @mmg1195 I put together furniture for a furniture store. broke a few tables, and sold them anyway... whoops...37 minutes ago from web in reply to mmg1195

@thedavidcook what was your first job?40 minutes ago from web
mmg1195
Meghan Gresk

# @debbie_ann77 I must say, I like them all, but Normand Gentle 4 LYFE!!!38 minutes ago from web in reply to debbie_ann77

@Thedavidcook favorite idol from this season??41 minutes ago from txt
debbie_ann77
Debbie

# @hopehultgren The stock iPhone one. Boring, I know.38 minutes ago from web in reply to hopehultgren

@thedavidcook What's your ringtone right now?41 minutes ago from web
hopehultgren
Hope Hultgren

# @lirecasander "don't screw up the lyrics... don't screw up the lyrics..."39 minutes ago from web in reply to lirecasander

@thedavidcook What crosses your mind when you're performing Hot For Teacher?42 minutes ago from web in reply to thedavidcook
lirecasander
Lire Casander

# @Crowgirls nothing for sure. I'd like to though. time will tell. If you go and buy roughly 2.5 million more copies of the record... maybe39 minutes ago from web in reply to Crowgirls

@thedavidcook are we ever going to get a deluxe cd with Souvenir (my fave) and We're Only honest When We're Sleeping? Are a live DVD?44 minutes ago from web
Crowgirls
Lara Amber

# @spasticartist "Never Get Over You" is haunting. Love it.40 minutes ago from web in reply to spasticartist

@thedavidcook What's your favourite song on Our Lady Peace's album "Burn Burn"?about 1 hour ago from web in reply to thedavidcook
spasticartist
Amy Y.

# @_morgans my favorite singer is Lajon Witherspoon of Sevendust, and Raine Maida of Our Lady Peace41 minutes ago from web in reply to _morgans

@thedavidcook Who is your favorite singer??about 1 hour ago from web in reply to thedavidcook
_morgans
morganglambert

# @adriana_ No. I am dead awful serious.about 1 hour ago from web in reply to adriana_

@thedavidcook Are you kidding???about 1 hour ago from Power Twitter in reply to thedavidcook
adriana_
Adriana

# Ok, twitter-ers... I've got twenty minutes for a Q&A. Go...about 1 hour ago from web