What a fabulous start to my morning! It's all brilliantly hilarious, the whole thing; but here are a few of my favorive parts:
"Fan 2: Anyone have any money left after the last stock market plunge?
Fan 2: I warned Ben Bernanke about those volatile mortgage-backed derivatives. Luckily I still have shares in that Chinese pet food plant, so I've got some funding for us. So what's the plan?"
Yeah, I warned him, too. But did he listen?
"Just then, two drag-racing vintage Thunderbirds squeal onto the field. One flips and explodes! A pair of lovers escape the flames, and embrace, expressing fundamental insights into the fragility of life itself!"
Because what would a rock video be without fundamental insights, right?
"As the pre-recorded voice of David Cook hits the final glory note of "Light On," the field lights explode in a hurricane of glass and sparks! Fireworks go off, frying an unfortunate passing seagull.
Fan 1: "Annnnnnd Cut!!!! Now THAT's what I'm talking about. David Cook, call me.""
Yeah - that's what I'm talking about! Except for the poor seagull, that was just gratuitous. (snerk) Ha, who am I kidding, that just made me rotflmao.
Kaydeecee - you are too much!
What a fabulous start to my morning! It's all brilliantly hilarious, the whole thing; but here are a few of my favorive parts:
"Fan 2: Anyone have any money left after the last stock market plunge?
Fan 2: I warned Ben Bernanke about those volatile mortgage-backed derivatives. Luckily I still have shares in that Chinese pet food plant, so I've got some funding for us. So what's the plan?"
Yeah, I warned him, too. But did he listen?
"Just then, two drag-racing vintage Thunderbirds squeal onto the field. One flips and explodes! A pair of lovers escape the flames, and embrace, expressing fundamental insights into the fragility of life itself!"
Because what would a rock video be without fundamental insights, right?
"As the pre-recorded voice of David Cook hits the final glory note of "Light On," the field lights explode in a hurricane of glass and sparks! Fireworks go off, frying an unfortunate passing seagull.
Fan 1: "Annnnnnd Cut!!!! Now THAT's what I'm talking about. David Cook, call me.""
Yeah - that's what I'm talking about! Except for the poor seagull, that was just gratuitous. (snerk) Ha, who am I kidding, that just made me rotflmao.