List of things NOT to do if on a date with David Cook
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Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 00:52
List of things NOT to do if on a date with David Cook
You guys list things NOT to do if you are on a date with David.
Umm... I'll start
-Do NOT eat mustard..... Just don't
-Don't force him to sing to you out loud if in a restaurant.
-Do not scream "OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU DAVID COOK!!!!" Isn't it obvious?
-Don't wear any Cardinals or Yankees merchandise
-If in a sports bar, and the Yankees are against the Cardinals (or vise versa) from what you see in the tv, DO NOT THROW ANDY (oops accidentally typed Andy, I meant any, seriously... Andy fans... Please don't kill me) *ahem DO NOT THROW ANY GLASS OBJECT NEARBY AT THE TV
-Don't ask David for his twitter account password....
-If in a restaurant, and you ABSOLUTELY hate the music in the restaurant, DO NOT bring a boombox containing the DCTR cd with Track #6 playing.
-Do not eat beans....
Add on! Lol this will be fun
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Don't bring up the rubber chicken interview.... even though it was hilarious! Don't bring up the possibility that if he also wants to be a actor, that he should be in a musical! Do not drool at him... ha ha ha...
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Don't pass out!
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karen <3 ~ david
"I feel alive beside you and all at once I am whole again.."
I don't have any to add, but you guys are cracking me up! More! More! More!
Don't ask him if he is worried about using 'Too much tongue' on your first kiss.
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Don't jump across the table and tackle him into the booth!
Don't drink too much alcohol, as it clouds judgement which is already thrown off because of being in the same room as him!
Don't ask for his autograph or wear any of the tour aparrel! =P
*Sorry if any of these have been said, I haven't read everyone's yet*
Don't launch yourself on top of him as soon as you open the door.
Don't drool as you stare longingly at his tattooed chest thru unbuttoned shirt.
Keep the convo PG-13. You'll make a fool of yourself if he drops an f-bomb. (You know you will!)
don't ask why is he always wearing blue and orange wristbands
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Don't ask how much is in his wallet -- Neal probably took most of it
-k
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PLEASE, don't tell him to fix his hair!
you should love him just the way he is, hair or no hair. LOL
Do not just stare at him......do not pass out!
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karen <3 ~ david
"I feel alive beside you and all at once I am whole again.."
-When he comes to pick you up at night, do NOT turn off the lights just because he's not gone. (Try to leave the light on when I'm gone......)
-Don't yell "OMG COME BACK TO ME, DAVID!!!!!" when leaving after a date........
-k
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When you are leaving to go out and he asks: Do you have everything? Don't say: All I Really Need Is You.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go but I think I ended up where I intended to be.
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Don't sing karok with DC songs Lol
singing DC songs are best done in the car or shower!
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Cook-a- fied chick
Sit there quietly smiling and LISTEN. Do not Talk but PAY CLOSE ATTENTION.
He loves to talk and has such a plethora of knowledge about so many things.
DO NOT HAVE MUSTARD-If it's on the table remove it quickly.
Definitely end the evening with a KOTN--:)
Sue
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LOL, LeAnn! That one made me laugh out loud! Love it!
When David comes to pick you up for the date, don't open up the door and say,
"Hello? Is it me your looking for?"
Mmmm, I'll take it!!
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"Orange for breakfast. Apple for snack. and for dinner? is beer considered a juice?"
No, not easy at all! I guess we could hope for a short sleeved (tight!) button down shirt with a few missing buttons on the top!
Blondie811 Hahaha, easy for you to say!
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"Orange for breakfast. Apple for snack. and for dinner? is beer considered a juice?"
Oh, 2010_gemini... I know! But we would have.to.resist.the.urge!
Don't ask him to take off his shirt so you can see all of his tattoos!
But it's SOO tempting!!! =P
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"Orange for breakfast. Apple for snack. and for dinner? is beer considered a juice?"
Don't ask him to change the name of his band to "Momentum"
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Squirrellygirl
Don't ask him to take off his shirt so you can see all of his tattoos!
Don't wear your Dublin necklace and don't carry your umbrella featuring little scotties.
Don't show that you know what type of underwear he wears, even though he's told us. I think he'd be stunned if he realized how much info we retain.
Don't expect him to wear a tux, even a blue one!
haha this is great =)
Do not talk about how many concert's you have been to.
and yes, do not eat mustard....it's gross anyways lol
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Katy
"I just want to be remembered at all!"
Focus on your date, don't try to tweet *SQUEEEEE* on your mobile while he's not looking.
LOL! I can just see that "subtle" looking down at the cell phone beneath the table.
Do not ask him if he REALLY eats Salmon and Asparagus
do not make fun of scotties
Make sure you take his car, so his music wont be blaring out at him (like it would if you took your car!)
Hey buddy! Your age is showing around your waist.
Or simply: ...do crunches everyday to flatten your tummy.
But never: Gee! your hairline is receding.
Peace on earth!.......joke only.......
Stop hanging at DCO and GET READY!
this is cracking me up.... LOL!
Now, put the camera down!... slowly
Focus on your date, don't try to tweet *SQUEEEEE* on your mobile while he's not looking.
Be prepared... "Just in Case" heeee
Stop staring at the out.of.this.world.green.eyes
Do not wear your "I <3 DC" tee this time, change girl!
don't be so picky and eat the damn PIZZA!
think you can choose the restaurant on your 2ND Date! LOL
Don't stuff your backbone in your purse.
That was a smart ass one. Here's a cute one: Don't hold up a sign that says WILL YOU MARRY ME?
But i lov salad .. . . . hahaha
Ok! I don't ask any.... just hugs, kisses.... xD
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mr.cook
I wouldn't eat mustard anyway...I hate it.
If the Cards were playing, I would try not to cheer for them...they are my favorite team
I agree with Karen...DO NOT end the night without a KOTN!
Well, here goes hahahaha!
I agree, do NOT eat mustard while you are with him!
Don't ask him if he wants to dance.
Don't act all goofy like you are out with a rock star.
Don't end the date without a nice KOTN!
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karen <3 ~ david
"I feel alive beside you and all at once I am whole again.."