Terry the Assistant Light Tech
Joined: Sep 2008
alpharetta, GA
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 - 07:30
Katy:
Terry the Assistant Light Tech
omg. that is the most hilarious thing I've seen....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxhWZLUVf4
drc, grapes, track suits, straight ahead on the setlists. What is next?
WHAT
IS
NEXT?!
you're very good to your fans.
Comments for this Forum Topic
Terry is hysterical...It's on like Mee-chelle Kwan...LOL!!!
I would love to meet Terry, a bummer that we cannot have a date, seing how he is married with 3 kids, but would love to be with him on Andrew's show! Hahahahahahhaha lol hysterical
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karen "would you sing my song at the top of your lungs..."
Terry's great at spontaneous responses !!
Love you, Terry and Andrew aka.Steve !!
Terry cracked me up! I think we need more. My friend talked to Terry and Andrew but the call was never aired.
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<3 AMANDA <3
WORD NERD #1985
KrisAllen = crystalline? What a riot! Dale's brother, Steven, is a really good sport.
I wonder if Terry likes mustard.
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"Whether you're pleasing or pissing everyone off, you're doing something wrong." - DC
Just keep on keepin' on, Babe... (That Terry boy dun stole mah siggy.)
"They're like ninjas about it." Let's discuss, shall we?
First of all, I've had many pet cats and they are NOT ninjas about it. They don't care where they are or who's watching them. Secondly, that was so hilarious I LOL'ed out lout (Monk quote). Lastly, I liked that line so much I think I'm going to start utilizing it all the time now.
Kris Allen, Chrysallen. Yeah, I see where he's coming from (how does he come up with this stuff).
Hey, Andrew, you have a hit radio show, and Terry is the perfect guest, hopefully more in the future, hysterical!
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karen "would you sing my song at the top of your lungs..."
All the facts about Terry:
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=49646612394&topic=21065
He's married with 3 children (according to Dale in Elkins, WV)
He refers to Andrew Cook as Steven.
He thinks Skid Row is the best band in the world.
He's a "jack of all trades" and Dale Cook in his infinite wisdom hired him as his ass-iz-TANT to help with his new home.
He drinks a lot of red bull to keep up with it all on tewer.
He prefers street vendor hot dogs over BBQ.
He things he's in peak physical condition. That beer belly is just one big ab.
Likes the phrase, "It's on like Michelle Kwan."
His biggest pet peeve about Dale is his annoying accent.
His favorite past time is hanging the blue lights. Livin' the dream.
His favorite dinosaur is a nerf gun? (WTF?!!)
If he were a chick the one guy he would sleep with is himself.
He uses a combination of cat urine and motor oil to grease his locks. "Meow Mix 5W-30."
Prefers to call Dale Archuleta, "Greg"
Contrary to Dale's excuse, Terry does not have a fear of flying. He was not in the Philippines because he was in a hair competition in the South Bronx and came in 4th place.
He has one of them phones back in Jersey where you put your finger in a hole and turn it (but it's not a rotary phone).
Dublin knows to avoid him and he stays away from Dub. He's more of a cat guy because you have to work for their affection. Cat's are like sneaky ninjas about licking themselves.
His favorite artist is Picasso. He's into girls with really square cheeks.
His ideal date is a Jets game, then a Giants game, then a Nets game and he doesn't even need company... just Terry's day of fun.
He thinks saying Kris Allen's name really fast sounds like a rock.
He was a straight-laced Jersey kid.
He knew James Gandolfini... well at least he said hi to a guy who looked like him.
He thinks he's soft on the eye.
He learned to play the flute in one day.
He plays "adult flute". It's a little on the exotic side.
He thinks the question, "Do you have a twitter?" is none of your business.
Cheeseburger or roast beef sandwich? "Put the roast beef on the cheeseburger with the cheeses and I'm gonna eat it."
His favorite word is "ding" and he broke Kelly's bell.
He thought he was getting paid for his appearance on AC on KCradio.com.
According to Andrew he "ripped a beefer" during one of the songs.
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Thank you Andrw and Terry for making us laugh. We really do miss Dale but this was a nice
distraction. ~ rascalete
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"do you have a twitter? That's kind of a personal question!" LMAO!! That Terry guy is hysterical!
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Karen
"carry me down, rollin' in your arms...cause I can't remember ever falling this hard" ~DC
I heard Terry is one of triplets. Harry and Larry are the others. Maybe they'll meet up with Barry.
Rachel
Terry I loved you on kcradio.com. I hope that you do another pork beans video. You are hilarious. When is your brother, Barry going to make an appearance?
Rachel
One more thing.
DING.
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DAVID YOU ROCKS!!!!
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David is such a gifted comic, as good as Art Carney, for all you who are old enough to remember him!
Hilarious!
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karen "would you sing my song at the top of your lungs..."
Thanks so much for this, that was hilarious!! "Mee-chelle kwan"...LOL!!
ahh haha meow mix 5W-30??? David sounded like he could've died laughing..haha I don't know how Andrew didn't lose it:) I didn't quit laughing the whole time...I loved it
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♫Katy♫
"My brothers are my backbone. My parents are my oxygen. I can't live without them."
He is absolutely hysterical! My goodness, David is a master comedian! hahahahaha
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karen "would you sing my song at the top of your lungs..."
Love the interview! I was could not stop laughing! Thanks!
Bump.
Thanks so much for this! I could not stop laughing! Terry is hystercial and very charming! Andrew was very gracious and charming as well!
"Krisallen" OMG! Killed me!!! lol
here is part 2...Ding!
thanks to allycook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri2G06zBtp8
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terry on kcradio today.
we love ya terry!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe8t9_P8dpA
connico4dc:On KC radio today, Andrew said that he didn't know if Terry was going to be in KC but that his brother, Barry, might be. LOL. Must have a new Pork Beans for this one!
Wow! sounds like Andrew planned to be Barry to Dave's Terry!
Dont think this happened? But maybe it will be a new porkbeans!
That would be cool!
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"If you can’t do anything about it, laugh like hell." D.R. Cook
Don't cut the lovely locks, Terry........
Did anyone see on twitter that Terry is thinking about cutting his hair and his "stache"???
I swear, whether it's really David or not, the tweets are just HILARIOUS!!! I read them everytime need a laugh (you never fail me Terry LOL)!!
OK, Terry, when are ya gonna show us the inside of the bus? That would be so cool! And I have to ask, do you have a girlfriend? Lotsa girls sure would love to have a date with you~!
Terry,
Just zooming by to see if you could make a special guest appearance at the West Palm Beach show and hang a few blue lights up in Georgia?
We would be forever grateful:)
No way!! Barry?!?! That is too funny!!! Yes, I sure hope there's a new Pork Beans episode coming soon. =)
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"I'm just bein' me... So if it comes across as being a super hero, then guess what?"
On KC radio today, Andrew said that he didn't know if Terry was going to be in KC but that his brother, Barry, might be. LOL. Must have a new Pork Beans for this one!
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Connie, WordNerd #1571 All other DC sites & youtube: connico 479 & love36214
Take your time, we won't go anywhere!
I also noticed that David Cook donated $25.00 to the Team (I think, some small amount anyhow). Just shows how unassuming this man is. Doesn't want his fandom to think any amount is too small.
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~K
Just think about it...if it really was a *terry impostah*, then they wouldn't come out and admit it! So I'm sure david put that so we wouldn't suspect it was really him....but i've read a few of his tweets and it really sounds like terrry! LIke right on! I think it's dave!
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"I’m out on the edge of forever, ready to run. I'm keeping my feet on the ground, arms open wide, face to the sun."
i think it really is dave being terry...he did make up the character after all and I'm sure he posted the *terry imposter* because he doesn't want us to know that it's him...cuz he did come out and say that he created terry in the first place. It just makes it all the more amusing and mysterious...which makes it fun!
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"I’m out on the edge of forever, ready to run. I'm keeping my feet on the ground, arms open wide, face to the sun."
i think it really is dave being terry...he did make up the character after all and I'm sure he posted the *terry imposter* because he doesn't want us to know that it's him...cuz he did come out and say that he created terry in the first place. It just makes it all the more amusing and mysterious...which makes it fun!
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"I’m out on the edge of forever, ready to run. I'm keeping my feet on the ground, arms open wide, face to the sun."
Terry set up a donation page under David's Team for the Race for Hope event. Go check it out....
He is back in his home state tonight---maybe he will make an appearance!!
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How many lives 'til another you (Anodyne)
bump in honor of tonight's show....
Terry, the assistant light tech, FTW!
I hope he wasn't fired again! hahaha If he was, I hope the Dale Cook tour crew hires him back!! We miss Terry!
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I feel alive beside you
And all at once, I am whole again
We fall into each other
Your atmosphere is all I’m breathing in
Terry= <3
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Guys! I can't be married wid 3 kidz!!! I don't make enough Moolah on the Dale Cook Tewer to support a litter a kidz! Geez! Sides! I'm so buzy doin da Blue Lights I would neva have enough time to make tree kidz let alone have a spesh-chul Lady! Geez!
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I'd *die* if he shows up in Knoxville, LOL.
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Is it wrong of me to be jealous that Terry is married with 3 kids?! LOL There goes another man... I hope he appears again soon!