Pork Beans Episode 2

David Cook is back with a new installment of "Pork Beans" from the road, tune in to http://www.davidcookofficial.com/pork-beans for new episodes!

For this week's episode, click HERE.

Average: 4.8 (46 votes)

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Incredible how David Cook got all those grapes in his mouth. I can't even get ten with dropping them on the floor. Plus, I laughed the whole way when they had their chipmunk voices, that was phenomenal!

David, I don't think I will ever look at grapes the same way again! you are amazing, and extremely hilarious. You might wanna get the drooling problem checked out though lol. You are so cute when you are catching grapes in your mouth!! I can't wait for the next next (since the 3rd is already out) episode of Pork and Beans!

<3 Zhitem in WA

32 grapes??? Wow! There is no end to your talents! Keep making us laugh!

I've heard it said that an excess of tannins can cause flu like symptoms. Just saying.....

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In support of Lindsey Rose - "Do Whatcha Gotta Do!"

Ever tried the whip-cream slingshot (no dirty thoughts please)?

You spray some whip-cream on the top of your hand, then as you move the hand with the whip-cream up towards the ceiling, you hit the top of your forearm with your other hand and the whip-cream flies in the air and you try to catch it in your mouth.

You kind of get a huge red mark on your arm if you play a couple times, but its really fun, because most of the time you miss your mouth and its good for some laughs.

Played it last weekend.... if you include some JD or Jose in the festivities, the game gets even better.

Just a thought in case you guys are looking to cure some road-boredom. Smiling

Keep rockin! Wish I could make it out to another show!

<3 Brit

You get both Davids' shows.
I am happy for you lyannelovesDC! May you have better luck getting to see His Show than I have had.
It is wonderful that there are fans worldwide...I am perplexed by this actually. Does the whole world watch OUR Idol show? Lots of countries have their own versions.

Oh, and please pass the PORK BEANS
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Cherie, picchick
Sanford, MAINE

That was funny. We were laughing the whole video, and wow David that was alot of slobber. You should go to the doctor and check that out. Please do another video!!!! I don't know if I typed the right amount of grapes but wow and eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and Demi and I think that you David is HOTT!!!! Oh you should be here right now we are cracking up and blushing at the same time!

i love me some Pork Beans.

i'm going through withdrawl...

You guys are so funny! Why can't I have more guy friends like you?! Smiling I'm so pissed I couldn't get to your concert in Green Bay, WI the other night. The whole work thing got in the way : ( I hope all is well, and I love you!

Carrie

this was very very funny I love seeing david as a normal guy who can do stupid things I love ya!!!!! Smiling <3

lol

that's cool. i always knew david has other special talents beside singing.

cant wait for the next episode to come up Smiling

Hi this is Claire from ky and no i dont have the accent my buddy on the otherhand does (LOL). Please don't make fun of her. Her name is Demi. She rules and so do you David. Yeah she thinks your hot (LOL not sorry). Anyway if you could make some more really awsome music videos. Well I have to go im at school. Hey if you want to do a shoutout my school is Bowling Green Junior High School. Me and my friend is in the 7th grade. Bye I have 4 classes left.

Did you hear the story about the kid that was eating grapes and they got stuck in his wind pipe and he almost died.

While the Pork and Beans video was funny, please be careful. we love you and we don't want something bad to happen to you.

We don't want to read headlines, that David Cook dies from choking on grapes!

See you in a few weeks at the Borgata. Its my birthday. Love you.

Lisa D. from New Jersey

More Pork Beans, please...

I am sitting at work wishing you well. I hope you are getting plenty of rest, I hate that I couldnt make it to Valparasio to see you. But that is a far trip from Indianapolis, and there was a bad snow storm. I hope to see you here in the city at Conseco Field house. That would be awsome. You are awsome, and I hope you keep on singing your heart out. Live the dream baby. I love you very much and I hope to see you soon. God Bless you and the band!!!

Amber Arms
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"For this is not the emerald city of enlightenment, You must watch out for pseudo wizards lurking behind every lollipop bush and gingerbread tree"

I just found out from an online friend that david and archie are coming to the Philippines. They'll be having a back to back concert here. Everyone who are fans of both Davids will surely be happy, like me... I'm really, really, really, really excited!!! Anyway, this is the most hillarious video of david cook. sooo nice!!! Laughing out loud

Pinoy fans represent!

It's a good thing you guys finds something to do on the road that is funny. You know why? Keep you occupied instead of going crazy with each other than work. Remember when you have good times you are more productive and live longer. Keep up the good work.

I wish I were a grape. Amen.
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Karen in Blue Springs

The thing about this David Cook love fest is that we LOVE who you are to us. A funny regular guy who plays a great rock show frontman and songwriter who is not afraid to let his soul show. You show us your dorky side without hesitation. You take the time to talk with fans at the shows. You engage everyone in the room somehow.
If you were a stuck up rock star in flashy stretch pants, we would not have this thing going on.

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Cherie, picchick
Sanford, MAINE

Love the vids, keep 'em coming!

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Thanks for putting a smile on my face and making me laugh after my crazy night at work!! Very impressed, David:) I can't even catch those damn shrimps in my mouth they throw at me when I eat at a Japanese restaurant....lol!!

Kristy

that is some talent you've got there... at least you have a back up if this crazy music thing doesn't work out. haha Eye-wink

And, thanks for all these blogs and such.. it is really nice to get to hear from you and see all these fun things.

Dude!!! You could totally auction off those grapes and probably even the slobber on Ebay. Some crazy s.o.b would pay thousands of dollars for those bad boys!!!

Keep it comming it's just waaay to funny!

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With Love and Gratitude
~~Dawn~~

I knew you were a person of many talents. Truly impressive. Now that 's a record for America to beat.
Laura in Blue Springs

Mr. Cook,

I am not a person who has ever joined a celebrity's website, fan club, etc. in my life. I have never really cared if I ever met a famous person before and I have only attended 4 concerts in my 32 yrs.

However, you are my exception. I doubt that you read these postings daily, however, I really just wanted to express to you my gratitude and love for your music.

I am a 32 yr old, happily married mother of 2 beautiful children. I have a 6 yr old son and a 1 yr old little girl. My husband is the most amazing and supportive man in the world and I absolutely adore him. I have 2 German Shepherd Puppies, 10 months old and 9 months old. I also have 2 cats.

Everyday of m y life I suffer from severe vertigo, dizziness, and nausea. Everyday is a struggle for me to function and act "normal" or do everyday activities that people take for granted like taking a shower, cooking, walking, etc. I haven't driven or worked in over 3 yrs due to my disability.

Your music is my inspiration and motivation to keep me plugging away. I put in your music and depending on the song feel motivated, feel stronger, my spirits lift, or I begin to dance. You and your music literally help me be a better person everyday.

I try to live eveyday like it is my last and make each moment count. I connected with your music the first day that I heard your voice...basically, "you had me at "Hello". I am a very bubbly person with a really positive attitude, and I try to never complain about being sick. Life is too short and you can't let it pass you by.

I really just want you to know that you are truly talented and gifted. You have all of the components necessary to exceed beyond your wildest dreams. You have touched people in so many ways, and I just wanted to thank you for giving me the gift of your voice and music. You are Magical!

I truly am one of your most dedicted fans. You impact my life with your music, passion, looks, and personality on a daily basis and keep me going so I can live my life daily and be the best wife, mother, friend, and daughter I can be despite being sick everyday

My husband bought tickets for us and our two best friends for the Borgata, NJ March 20th show. I am beyond excited to see you.

I hope that you have the urge to gamble so I might be graced by your presence and be able to get your autograph. That is my goal in life right now...lol.

P.S. We are both December babies and you share the same humor that my husband and I do....(Clarence Walker would be proud of you.....lol)

Your Most Sincere Fan,

Kara

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The show in Portsmouth was awesome.sorry u didn't feel well......I saw some footage of the show in Newburgh. It looked like u were feeling better there. Glad u are getting well

Mr. Cook you are too adorable!!! This is the funniest thing I have seen since your "armpit farts"! If the music thing doesn't work out (I think it IS!) you could seriously be in comedies!
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LOL you're hilarious! but like someone said already..a bit worried of the choking thing!

Love your album David! Hope to see you in Finland some day soon!!!

Hilarious. I love it when you're jumping back and forth in the beginning as though getting ready for the big game.

Nice work with the grapes, David. I love the slobber on the bottom of the bowl...very nice touch! You know, your b**** n' Catch slobber would probably sell for no less $1000. on eBay.

See you in A.C. on March 20th!

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Candy : )

We are calling them DWEEB until they come up with a name they like.
David With the Easy on the Eyes Band
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Word Nerd \@~@/ #3273
Cherie, picchick
Sanford, MAINE

... are adorkable.

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Btw, LOVED your show in Conway! HFT & KOTN -- HOT!!

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lmao!! that was halarious!, scared u were gunna choke though XD
i <3 the "pork beans" eppis! they rule!

Aww I can do that..... JK Smiling

got our tickets for the show in Knoxville,

We love you David, looking forward to seeing you!

peace and love from the hills,

TN BoB & DaNa

David Cook is an unholy hamster / human hybrid! Get your torches were storming the tour bus.
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Speaking of doing repetitive things over and over, and over and over, and over:

Thank you so very much for signing 1600 Valentines so that everyone in the audience in Biloxi would have one. Everyone I talked to at the show was really impressed. Everyone I've shown my treasured Valentine to was equally impressed. That was so kind and generous of you. We really appreciate it.

David, I enjoyed the first episode with Joey showing us around the stage and especially seeing your microphone from your perspective. As you know by now, that mic is probably the most envied piece of non-organic matter in the universe. The subtitles and the "Take on Me" artistic ending were great. The only problem was that you were not in the video.

You made up for that with the zaniest, most unexpected hilarity in this second episode -- again showing us your hyper-competitive personality. Everything about it was win -- the fast-motion video, the music, the chipmunk cheeks -- and no, your spit was NOT gross...just funny! BTW, was the grape stunt your 5th card? I believe it was - in the sense that it is just a small taste of your huge comedic talent. Please show us MORE of that side of you on future episodes of Pork Beans. In these dismal economic times, we need laughter more than ever.

I've loved watching the performance videos from your tour, but the vids of you having fun off stage are so welcome because they reassure those fans like me (who tend to worry about your stress level during this grueling tour schedule) that you are finding a variety of ways to relieve the stress. And when you smile, your fans smile.

Hope you get to rest a few weeks after this tour ends and before the next one starts. Please don't forget to come to HOUSTON, College Station, Austin, Waco, etc. next time. Sorry for being so WORDY!

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For every moment of joy, every hour of fear, for every winding road that brought me here...this is my thanksgiving.

that is hilarious david! i was laughing out loud while watching it. i'm glad you guys are having fun. ever played 'chubby bunny'? i bet you would be awesome at it. i taught at a highschool in belize and one of my students fit 23 of the big marshmellows in his mouth. crazy, huh!? anyway, love the record. keep rockin'!!!

julie
(from kansas city!!)