Was that you?

A duffer hit a wicked slice off the tee that ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.

When he got to his ball, he was greeted by the unintentional target, who angrily told him of the near miss.
"I'm very sorry," the errant golfer said, "I didn't have time to holler 'FORE'."

"That's funny," the man replied, "you had plenty of time to holler 'SH*T'!"

...and uhh, first born son?! That's a helluva skins game, lol!

Smiling Rock on, David!

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"Whether you're pleasing or pissing people off, you're doing something wrong." - DC

Just keep on keepin' on, Babe... (That Terry boy dun stole mah siggy.)