Even more questions that could have been asked of Crazy Legs (tacking on to NEMOCougar's post):
1. So I hear that you weren't intending to audition for American Chicken in the first place. Tell us that story again!
2. What's your inspiration when you are coming up with those squawks?
3. Name your least favorite food. ... Oh? Then you were brave to choose mustard yellow for your interview outfit.
4. Can I touch your wattle? We just want to settle a bet — whether it's a rough wattle ... or a soft wattle.
And finally ...
5. So I hear that you weren't intending to audition for American Chicken in the first place. Tell us that story ... AGAIN!
Ahhh, just how I like my Pohrk Benz — spiked with satire.
David and Andy, you are subversively evil geniuses. Thank you for the hysterical laughter! You're SO good to us. More of that, please!
P.S. I'm fairly sure that's a peace lily, not a ficus. But what the hell — my favorite rockstar of all time wants to call that a ficus? Then a freaking ficus, it is, dammit.
P.P.S. As I'm writing this, it's 10 p.m. Hawaii time — this means 1-4 a.m. in the contiguous 48 — and there are almost 1,200 people on DCO at this moment! The appetite for Pork Beans appears to know no bounds. ;D
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What, didn't do your research, David? ... ;)
Even more questions that could have been asked of Crazy Legs (tacking on to NEMOCougar's post):
1. So I hear that you weren't intending to audition for American Chicken in the first place. Tell us that story again!
2. What's your inspiration when you are coming up with those squawks?
3. Name your least favorite food. ... Oh? Then you were brave to choose mustard yellow for your interview outfit.
4. Can I touch your wattle? We just want to settle a bet — whether it's a rough wattle ... or a soft wattle.
And finally ...
5. So I hear that you weren't intending to audition for American Chicken in the first place. Tell us that story ... AGAIN!
Ahhh, just how I like my Pohrk Benz — spiked with satire.
David and Andy, you are subversively evil geniuses. Thank you for the hysterical laughter! You're SO good to us. More of that, please!
P.S. I'm fairly sure that's a peace lily, not a ficus. But what the hell — my favorite rockstar of all time wants to call that a ficus? Then a freaking ficus, it is, dammit.
P.P.S. As I'm writing this, it's 10 p.m. Hawaii time — this means 1-4 a.m. in the contiguous 48 — and there are almost 1,200 people on DCO at this moment! The appetite for Pork Beans appears to know no bounds. ;D
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