(DwoP)
You wait young man
On an empty stage.

Your life young man
is an empty page
that women will want to post on.

(David)
To post on

(DwoP)
You are 26 going on 27,
David it's time to think.
Better beware.
Be canny and careful.
David you're on the brink.

You are 26 going on 27.
Women will fall in line.
Eager young gals
and groupies, yes scads
will proffer their valentines.

Totally unprepared are you
to face a world of women.
Stay wary and wise and single or you
will wind up in their den.

You need someone
older and wiser
helping you find the way through.
Don't read their tweets that pretend to be sweet.
We will look after you.

(David)
I am 26 going on 27.
A normal and healthy guy.
Women I meet they tell me I'm sweet
and offer their O-reos deep fried.

I am 26 going on 27 women line up in rows.
I still keep my word to stay put at third,
as far as anyone knows.

Totally unprepared am I
To face the throngs of them.
Timid and shy and scared am I
To feel the prongs of them.

But, I need no one
Older and wiser
Telling me what to do.
I am 26 going on 27.
I've time to work this through.