Friday, October 30, 2009 - 10:15
MsCRC:
I had to get on the Sound of Music fun. Love all the parodies. A small disclaimer. I don't really care about David's hair. It really does not bother me at all. He always looks great to me no matter what he wears or does with his hair. I'm always the last one to notice anything about outfits, boots, jewelry, but I'm all about having some fun.

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How do you solve the problem like Dave's hair?
How do you tame the angst that it's become
How do you find a word to describe the hair?
A locktopus, Under beanie, Really hot!

Many a things you know you'd like to tell Dave
Many a things you thought he'd understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep the hair from being panned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Dave's hair?
How do you tame the wildness of those bangs?

When I see Dave, I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
His hair's as flighty as a feather
It's just perfect, it's just awful, I don't care

Hair as stubborn as a pest
Has to pass the fanwank test
It could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
Hair is gorgeous! Hair is wild!
Hair's a riddle! Hair's restyled
It's a headache! It's a monster!
It's just Dave.

How do you solve a problem like Dave's hair?
How do you style the bangs, not pin them down?
What is so important about the hair?
Hair should look perfect, on the town

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep the hair from being panned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Dave's hair?
Enjoy it in all, it's perfect, every strand!

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Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)