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Fri, 10/30/2009 - 17:13 — closeyoureyes
Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 22:35
archucookie:
Bobs.mom You're killing me. Anthemic Music is your best yet!!!
Before catchup, I couldn't resist one more.Imagine Neal in a nun suit. What? It's almost Halloween.
He/she turns to the window and sings...Climb every barstool
Get high when low
Jack at every party
Vodka when aloneBooze, beer, and metal
Gore and bloody scenes
Sing and tat the rainbow
Til I make Dave screamA drink’s what I need
If you have it to give
Every day I stock beer
On the bus where I liveFall off my barstool
Piss a gnarly stream -
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 17:04 — closeyoureyes
Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 20:12
bobs.mom:
Okay. Just one more and I'll stop. This one is for you Swanny since you are contemplative:The bar is alive with The Anthemic music
With songs they have sung, some for many years
The band fills my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every whoa-whoa it hearsMy heart wants to beat like Kyle's drums as the sticks
that rise from the cymbals to the snare
My heart wants to sigh as Neal’s fingers fly
with such mastery and flare
To laugh like Dave when he trips and falls over
over cords in the way -
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 17:01 — closeyoureyes
Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 11:09
bobs.mom:
In the tradition of horse beating, I had a million ideas running through my head about the New SoM. I promise this will be the last from me. SybilT has already added her contribution to the musical and I’m sure others of you are dying to tap into your inner Rodgers and Hammerstein. Still waiting for Minstrel’s “How Do Solve a Problem Like Neal Tiemann.”Act 2, Scene 3: ( Picklesprite is appalled that the boys have had no formal vocal training. She takes them on a drinking binge at the Grey Snail and teaches them the basic vocal scale.)
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Fri, 10/30/2009 - 16:59 — closeyoureyes
Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 16:33
archucookie:
Bobs.mom I love you. (I'd say "that is all" but I'd be lying cause I wanna play.)
I already did a parody of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" way back when Rocky kept sneaking out of the nunnery to the the cafe with internet to catchup up on DWoP. I think it poofed with 2.0
SybilT love yours too and I was working on "So Long" til I saw yours. Oh well...I'll do the intro part.There's a sad sort of tagline from our site where we post
And a bell that we hear from too (Ding!)
And out there on twitter an absurd little bird -
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 16:55 — closeyoureyes
Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 11:20
SybilT:
"So Long, Farewell"So long, farewell,
Auf wiederschen, goodbye
When Dave is gone
I really want to cry,
Twitter is fine but I need song
Pictures do not suffice.So long, farewell
Auf wiederschen, goodbye
The armz, the pantz
So heavily I sigh
But Arm Porn alone is not enough
I need some live Dave!Trance.--
Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)
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Friday, October 30, 2009 - 10:15
MsCRC:
I had to get on the Sound of Music fun. Love all the parodies. A small disclaimer. I don't really care about David's hair. It really does not bother me at all. He always looks great to me no matter what he wears or does with his hair. I'm always the last one to notice anything about outfits, boots, jewelry, but I'm all about having some fun.
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How do you solve the problem like Dave's hair?
How do you tame the angst that it's become
How do you find a word to describe the hair?
A locktopus, Under beanie, Really hot!