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  • Do Re Mi

    on Sound of Music Parodies by DWoP
    Fri, 10/30/2009 - 17:01 — closeyoureyes

    Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 11:09
    bobs.mom:
    In the tradition of horse beating, I had a million ideas running through my head about the New SoM. I promise this will be the last from me. SybilT has already added her contribution to the musical and I’m sure others of you are dying to tap into your inner Rodgers and Hammerstein. Still waiting for Minstrel’s “How Do Solve a Problem Like Neal Tiemann.”

    Act 2, Scene 3: ( Picklesprite is appalled that the boys have had no formal vocal training. She takes them on a drinking binge at the Grey Snail and teaches them the basic vocal scale.)

  • So Long, Farewell (Intro)

    on Sound of Music Parodies by DWoP
    Fri, 10/30/2009 - 16:59 — closeyoureyes

    Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 16:33
    archucookie:
    Bobs.mom I love you. (I'd say "that is all" but I'd be lying cause I wanna play.)
    I already did a parody of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" way back when Rocky kept sneaking out of the nunnery to the the cafe with internet to catchup up on DWoP. I think it poofed with 2.0
    SybilT love yours too and I was working on "So Long" til I saw yours. Oh well...I'll do the intro part.

    There's a sad sort of tagline from our site where we post
    And a bell that we hear from too (Ding!)
    And out there on twitter an absurd little bird

  • So Long, Farewell

    on Sound of Music Parodies by DWoP
    Fri, 10/30/2009 - 16:55 — closeyoureyes

    Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 11:20
    SybilT:
    "So Long, Farewell"

    So long, farewell,
    Auf wiederschen, goodbye
    When Dave is gone
    I really want to cry,
    Twitter is fine but I need song
    Pictures do not suffice.

    So long, farewell
    Auf wiederschen, goodbye
    The armz, the pantz
    So heavily I sigh
    But Arm Porn alone is not enough
    I need some live Dave!Trance.

    --
    Innocuous comments like that are how it starts. Then a year later your soul and free will are in a box in Cook's basement. (tm Wheeziev)

  • My Favorite Things

    on Sound of Music Parodies by DWoP
    Fri, 10/30/2009 - 16:50 — closeyoureyes

    Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 18:14
    bobs.mom:
    (Lightning flashing, crashing thunder...flashes of AL cd cover)

    Now, now DwoPers don’t be scared. Here, jump up in the bed with me. Do you know what I do when I get frightened or angsty? I think of my favorite Dave things.

    What’s that you say? Well let’s see...(looking contemplative)

    Dave on red carpet..(pause) and whiskers on Dave’s face..

    Bright colored tattoos and a warm Dave embrace
    Sweet David’s ass tied up in tight jeans
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    (oom pah pah, oom pah pah, oom pah pah, oom pah pah)

  • Sound of Music Parodies by DWoP

    OCTOBER 30, 2009, 11:06 am

    Bobsmom started it .... and DWoPers joined in enthusiastically. I'm preserving them for posterity, because they are brilliant!

    Please post your song parodies here (as comments), I will create links in the top post once they have been posted

    > 16 going on 17 Folia
    > How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria (aka How Do You Solve A Problem Like Dave’s Hair) MsCRC

  • One True Thing (Pre-Idols)

    on Acoustic Dave Playlist (By Song)
    Thu, 10/22/2009 - 13:23 — closeyoureyes

    One True Thing (Pre-Idols)
    > MWK - Audition for My Big Break 2006 Video

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