Hey David! Yes, you, the one who was on stage. Not any of those random other Davids in the audience. I had the pleasure of seeing you and the band in Lansing last week. Brilliant! You may crack yourself up, but rest assured you crack the rest of us up too. Wish the concert had been longer, but it's always good to leave 'em wanting more, eh? Anyhoo, I have a burning question...

Dude! How on earth did you manage to woo Animal away from the Muppet Show??? What a coup.