I'm a teacher and can't just call in sick to drive all the way to some place in NY or CT or NJ or PA to see David and the Boys. I'm surprised that there's not a single performance scheduled at one of the 252 colleges and universities in Massachusetts! I'm going to have to rally the Massachusetts wordnerds to start making phone calls to the events coordinators at the schools closest to them so that we can get David and the Boys here for at least one show...